Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[smosh]

Al Gore invented gay assistant managers at Wal-Mart

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented athithtant managerth. Get it right.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Al Gore invented athithtant managerth. Get it right.

al gore inveted lou holth. (holtz)

 

[BB73]

al gore inveted lou holth. (holtz)

Al Gore invented cock-holthers.

 

[Golferdow01]

al gore inverted the cock n ballth

 

[BUCKYLE]

al gore invented "thath a ballthy move"

thith ith getting ridiculouth.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL gore invented Thindy Brady

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the Brady Bunch.

 

[bkochmc]

Al Gore invented crushing Tom Brady

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented Tom Thumb

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented sticking your thumb up your ass.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Al Gore invented having Thump up your ass.

(sorry, couldn't resist...)

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented a woman's worst nightmare
EDIT: A man's worst nightmare

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented being locked in a tiny room, strapped to a couch that's soaked in cat urine, and forced to watch MTV's Sweet 16 twenty-four hours a day with nothing to eat but moldy hamburder buns which are also soaked in cat urine.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented cleaning the cat box.