Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented, "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace."

"Good night, ladies."

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the phrase "Say goodnight, Gracie."

 

[smosh]

Al Gore invented movies

 

[Buckin' A]

Al Gore invented Dinner and a Movie.

 

[smosh]

Al Gore invented TBS

 

[BUCKYLE]

Al gore invented BS.

 

[Golferdow01]

EDIT: Al Gore invented the business major...i'm gonna take some shit for that one

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the phrase "giving him the business".

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented Tony Soprano.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Tony Orlando.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL Gore invented the Orlando Magic

 

[Buckin' A]

Al Gore invented Tony Montana

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented Joe Montana

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented Orlando Magic center, no. 4, Tony Battie.

Slick, no?

EDIT: Would have been slick, if some asshole hadn't jumped ahead. By the way...competitive pizza dough tossers ARE athletes.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the pizza dough sticking to the ceiling when you toss it too high.