Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Thump]

Al Gore invented fish finger.

 

[BrutuStrength]

Al Gore invented webbed feet.

 

[exhawg]

Al Gore invented big feet

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented "big meat"

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented "tea baggin"

 

[Thump]

al gore invented "tea baggin"

Al Gore invented capitalizing proper names. (See above.)

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Al Gore invented one eyed trousermonsters.

Al Gore invented Alf.

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented one eyed trousermonsters.

Al Gore invented Alf.

How did you get that from "capitalizing proper names?"

Al Gore invented not getting it.

 

[wadc45]

Al Gore invented questioning the unquestionable.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Al Gore invented the ?

(I also hear he accuses chestnuts of being lazy at times)

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented rhetorical questions.

 

[IronBuckI]

Al Gore invented hyperbole

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented hyper space

 

[IronBuckI]

Al Gore invented Kevin Spacey.

 

[Hubbard]

Al Gore invented outbreaks of deadly diseases.