Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the Florida State Seminoles.
http://seminoles.collegesports.com/genrel/fsuncaaresponse.html

 

[Buckin' A]

Al Gore invented Jihad.

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented falsely used terrorist propaganda

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented the paparazzi

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented Pizza.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented pepperoni

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented "No Anchovies, Please"

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the line: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Ans. Good morning ladies.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented

"your days of finger banging mary jane rotten crotch are over"

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Mary Jane Watson.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented "Mary Jane"

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented Cannabis

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

EDIT S&G got in before me....

Al Gore invented Cannonball Run

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented William Conrad, a.k.a. "Cannon".

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented Dian Cannon.