Age defying anus

[BB73]

So we are discussing old assholes and BB73's name has not been mentioned??

Strange.

Funny stuff - let me give that a rim shot. ba-dum-bum.

Does that make us even for the rim job you gave this old asshole?

 

[Saw31]

After Thump posted a pic of the anal bleaching porn star, I have to admit I am a little curious to see her new and improved turd cutter...

The handi-wipes are standing by...

 

[osugrad21]

Funny stuff - let me give that a rim shot. ba-dum-bum.

Does that make us even for the rim job you gave this old asshole?

E tu Sweet bbq king?

 

[BB73]

E tu Sweet bbq king?

My recipe for BBQ sauce is a secret.

But it's been hot this summer - I've heard you've been sharing snowballs with a lot of guys, thinking that might keep you cool. How's that working out?

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

nvm

 

[Jake]

Seemed like a good thread for this one.

Cops Believe North Carolina Inmate Hid 10-Inch Revolver In His Rectum

 

[Saw31]

Rectum? It nearly killed 'im...

 

[Muck]

Ick

 

[localyokel]

Why? why why why? Why would anyone apply any chemical to what could be the most sensitive part of your body?

Oh, I'm guessing if that's the most sensitive part of your body, you've got problems no mere ointment is going to cure.

I'm just sayin'...

Aside from that, this informative post by Saw may have forever impressed on my imagination an entirely new mental movie to accompany the phrase: "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."

 

[Taosman]

Cheez! He should have just moved to Utah and become an alpaca herder! (pg1 post#8)
:tongue2:

 

[DubCoffman62]

What if it goes off while it's hidden in your anus, that would hurt.

 

[Jake]

What if it goes off while it's hidden in your anus, that would hurt.

Definitely would've blown his brains out.

 

[Gatorubet]

I assume he was going to commit suicide, but could not bring himself to put the gun in his mouth.

 

[jlb1705]

How else was he gonna get the gerbil outta there?

 

[Wells4Heisman]

If sticking a 10 inch revolver up your rear end is wrong then I don't wanna be right. :tongue2: