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Taosman;803324; said:
Scarlet to play Jenna!
Scarlett hopes porn star can help bring in awards
February 20, 2007

Scarlett Johansson is hoping that adult movie superstar Jenna Jameson can win her an Oscar.

Scarlett has been singled out by the X-rated actress to play her in a movie adaptation of her autobiography How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.
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In a related story, vrbryant has checked into the hospital to be treated for severe cases of carpal tunnel syndrome and penis elbow.
 
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cincibuck;803887; said:
Are you referring to the SNL skit on the Nuclear President... how big is he? So big he could make love to the Holland Tunnel...

Where's Monica when we really need her?
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No - it's a phrase I heard before SNL was on the air.
 
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"How big is it?"
"It's sooooo big, that the Goodyear Blimp docks there!"
(Taosman once lived in Akron, so he knows how big the blimp barn is!) :biggrin:
(so big it has it's own weather)
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scooter1369;804608; said:
Kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
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Nah, apparently, they are going to dust off the old Flying Nun costumes that Gidget (Sally Fields) wore back in the 1960s and do a chaste, Doris Day kinda comedy. It's targetted at the Boomer generation retirees who watch prime time TV with living spouses. Apparently, that's about a 9 share.

They're expecting to really drill it at the box office and in the ad revenues on HBO. Remember, this target market likes lots of ad breaks. The Poligrip guys are already in for a couple hundred mill in ad support and the laxative guys are crapping themselves to get in (apparently, they like to hire from the target market). Success Depends on more products climbing in.
 
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