'Abandoned' prisoner sues God

[LoKyBuckeye]

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'Abandoned' prisoner sues God
The Press Association Thursday October 20, 07:40 AM

A Romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate claims his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble.

"God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life," he wrote in the lawsuit. "But on the contrary I was left in the Devil's hands."

Court officials said the legal action is likely to be dropped because they're unable to subpoena God.

 

[tedginn05]

Wow, so i'm assuming God has a warrant for his arrest now, because he didn't show up to court?

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Wow, so i'm assuming God has a warrant for his arrest now, because he didn't show up to court?

Apparently, Terrell Owens tried to turn himself in, but the court refused since T.O. isn't actually God -- he only thinks he is.

 

[tedginn05]

Apparently, Terrell Owens tried to turn himself in, but the court refused since T.O. isn't actually God -- he only thinks he is.

THIS JUST IN


Wyatt Sexton (Also known as GOD) QB of Florida State is expected to show up to court on Monday for his case.


In related news Terrell Owens is suing Wyatt Sexton(GOD) for supposed identity theft.

 

[Saw31]

I'm assuming that God could probably get a pretty good attorney... But I'm just guessing here...

 

[methomps]

This fool should know that any contract which takes more than a year to complete must be in writing.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'm assuming that God could probably get a pretty good attorney... But I'm just guessing here...

youre guess would be wrong. according to all the jokes ive heard, the devil would have the legal "dream team".