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There are some hilarious (and dated) clips in there (flipping the crossover SUV at about 10 mph passing through the gate is the best), but I'm pretty sure at least one dude emerges. Either that or Hilary Swank.
 
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Deety;1407625; said:
Dear Best Buckeye,

Deleting a post does not save your scrawny rear when the people from whom it needs saving can read deleted posts. You're in big trouble, buddy.

And I DRIVE REAL GOOD. I mostly get where I'm going, as long as people stay off whichever side of the road I'm using at the time. SO THERE.

Fondly,

Deety
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Please don't check the "Helen Keller Video" thread. :paranoid:
 
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Deety;1407625; said:
Dear Best Buckeye,

Deleting a post does not save your scrawny rear when the people from whom it needs saving can read deleted posts. You're in big trouble, buddy.

And I DRIVE REAL GOOD. I mostly get where I'm going, as long as people stay off whichever side of the road I'm using at the time. SO THERE.

Fondly,

Deety
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Deety, he is just upset that his grandkids wrote a song about him, and now he's taking it out on us. Read these lyrics, it's not fair, it's cruel, I mean how can you treat a guy who has a copy of the bible autographed by the author like this?

Stephen Lynch said:
When Grandfather dies
Life will be strange
When Grandfather dies
My whole world will change
When Grandfather dies
I'll scream and I'll yell
'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell

So Grandfather, die
Don't keep me in suspense
Oh Grandfather, cough
Up that inheritance
Oh Grandfather, don't
Hold on another day
I love you to death
But I've gots bills to pay

A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes
In my new swimming pool
I'll party with Hef
I'll dine with the Queen
So what say we unplug that machine?

Oh Grandfather, die
Before the fiscal year
Oh Grandfather, I
Wish Kevorkian were here
Oh Grandfather, die
Just take your final bow
Oh Grandfather, die
Family hates you anyhow

For God's sakes, you must be as old as the sun
Your Social Security Number is 1
You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood every time that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
You're so old your penis has varicose veins
Oh, why don't you die, Grandpa?
Why must you fight?
You old motherfucker
Just walk toward the goddamn light

Walk toward the light, old man
Walk toward the light, old man

It's all over now
My granddad is dead
A mysterious blow
To his wrinkled old head
Before I collect
A small oversight
But everything should work out all right
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
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Note to Deety:
If it's painful to watch then it must apply. :biggrin:

Poem for OCBF and the Grandkids.


cough cough ( just clearing the told throat)

Heloo kids come and be glad
spend some time with old grandad


Did I mention that I already spent all the money
bite me.
 
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Best Buckeye;1407990; said:
Note to Deety:
If it's painful to watch then it must apply. :biggrin:

Poem for OCBF and the Grandkids.


cough cough ( just clearing the told throat)

Heloo kids come and be glad
spend some time with old grandad


Did I mention that I already spent all the money
bite me.
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Why are you angry at me? I felt bad about that, I thought it was cruel, no one understands what you have done. I mean, you went to school with Jesus man, people have to respect that, kids these days, they need to respect their elders.
 
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OCBucksFan;1407993; said:
Why are you angry at me? I felt bad about that, I thought it was cruel, no one understands what you have done. I mean, you went to school with Jesus man, people have to respect that, kids these days, they need to respect their elders.
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I'm not mad , I'm laughing .
Respect your elders? you mean like the poem you posted? :tongue2:

Be careful I might be your father. :biggrin:
 
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Best Buckeye;1407994; said:
I'm not mad , I'm laughing .
Respect your elders? you mean like the poem you posted? :tongue2:

Be careful I might be your father. :biggrin:
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Man, trust me, when a guy raced dinosaurs and won two championships doing it, I learn to respect that guy. That song, it wasn't written by me, I thought it was cruel and unfair to a guy who's had his portrait drawn on a cave wall. If that's not respect, I don't know what is.
 
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OCBucksFan;1407997; said:
Man, trust me, when a guy raced dinosaurs and won two championships doing it, I learn to respect that guy. That song, it wasn't written by me, I thought it was cruel and unfair to a guy who's had his portrait drawn on a cave wall. If that's not respect, I don't know what is.
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Believe me , it's not hard to outrun the dinosaurs when they want you for supper.
 
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