A funny thing happened on the way to the beer store.....

[Taosman]

Carfax doesn't cover what's in the trunk. :tongue2: But you could give it the "sniff" test. (BTW what would a dead hooker smell like?)

 

[WyoBuck]

BP never lets you down. This place is my therapy, as fucked up as that is. So, to answer the 3 most important questions here.

1. Yes, I had played with clubs, a few times, but I wasn't used to the hybrids yet.

2. No, I did NOT get any last night, but pulled the "my car caught on fire and burned to the ground card" and rescheduled for tonight.

3.No, it was not insurance fraud, I only had liability coverage on it as it was probably only worth a couple grand, tops. And, don't you guys think I could come up with something more original than stuffing a burning hooker into the trunk of my car? Please. That is SOOOOO 2006.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Now, I am pretty low-key. You kinda have to be when you deal with asshat doctors that think they know everything,

That must come in very handy on BP. :p

Seriously though, sorry about your car, Wyo. Just be glad you weren't in it when it happened.

Good luck car and golf club shopping.

 

[iambrutus]

2. No, I did NOT get any last night, but pulled the "my car caught on fire and burned to the ground card" and rescheduled for tonight.

going to ride a bike over? chicks dig bikes

but seriously, if you get some good pics of the girl let us know

 

[shetuck]

...moving a 1 ton piece of burnt metal.

H.A.W.T.

Hookers. Always smoking in the trunk and shit.

Also H.A.W.T.

going to ride a bike over? chicks dig bikes...

Giant bikes only...

 

[mooktarr]

How about a drunken hooker stuffed you in the trunk of her car last night then?

 

[PlanetFrnd]

2. No, I did NOT get any last night, but pulled the "my car caught on fire and burned to the ground card" and rescheduled for tonight.

1. Now I can never use this line again (I've only gotten to use it 4 or 5 times )

2. EVERY story should end in lactating. Where the hell is Dayton?

 

[scarletandgrey]

[quote='BusNative;124003;2]
2. EVERY story should end in lactating. Where the hell is Dayton?[/quote]

...A dead lactating hooker with a bad case of burning syphillis was in my trunk and caught my car on fire!

 

[PlanetFrnd]

...A dead lactating hooker with a bad case of burning syphillis was in my trunk and caught my car on fire!

WELL played, sir.

 

[MaxBuck]

Dead hookers don't smoke

They do, just a little, when you soak them in kerosene and throw a match at them.

 

[ImFrigginFly]

The old, "my car spontaneously combusted" excuse. Slick.

 

[BUCKYLE]

You sure it wasn't a Ford?

 

[BuckNutty]

You sure it wasn't a Ford?

I was thinking Pinto

 

[BUCKYLE]

I was thinking Pinto

I was thinking Tempo. '86 coupe to be exact.

 

[WyoBuck]

You sure it wasn't a Ford?

No, but it was parked next to a Ford. Oh, and I may have the video in a day or two.