7-7-07

[BuckBackHome]

Has anyone ever had their wife upset with them because she DREAMED you did something wrong? Like she DREAMED you cheated on her or abused her and she's angry about that?

It happened once. My wife had a really vivid dream and was mad at me the next day. Worse than that I can hold a full blown conversation when I am asleep. I guess I make sense, unlike when I am awake. It has gotten me in trouble on several occassions. The one question I have never asked and will never is whether I tell the truth during these conversations. I could really done in. Thank goodness I am not a spy.

 

[gregorylee]

Has anyone ever had their wife upset with them because she DREAMED you did something wrong? Like she DREAMED you cheated on her or abused her and she's angry about that?

You married Lloydsev?!?

 

[3yardsandacloud]

Congratuations BF

 

[CCI]

Congrats sure hope it works out and the date is Awesome, all Gods #'s

Shoot a vid on your honeymoon and post it in the rr would be much appreciated!

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Congrats sure hope it works out and the date is Awesome, all Gods #'s

Shoot a vid on your honeymoon and post it in the rr would be much appreciated!

Who are you trying to kid? Everyone knows that you'll be back in jail by then and won't be able to log on to BP.

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

When you get home, punch her straight in the face. When she says "WHat the hell was that for" say "Nothing. Act up and see what happens"

The way I remember it is...smack her right from the start so she can never complain you don't treat her like you used to.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

The way I remember it is...smack her right from the start so she can never complain you don't treat her like you used to.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing you haven't told her twice.

(as I've stated before, I know I'm going to hell. And for the record a woman told me that joke)

 

[BB73]

Pick a different wedding date that'll be easier to remember.

 

[buckeyefool]

Pick a different wedding date that'll be easier to remember.

Got lucky...this was the day she wanted and both the church and the reception site were still available.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

So, you're really gonna do this, huh? Limiting yourself to one pussy for the rest of your natural life? Yeah, way to think it through, Frank.

 

[Dryden]

So, you're really gonna do this, huh? Limiting yourself to one pussy for the rest of your natural life? Yeah, way to think it through, Frank.

I guess that's not thinking outside "the box," is it?

 

[sandgk]

Tell your friends you don't want to see any cards alluding to your joint entry into a seventh heaven.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing you haven't told her twice.

(as I've stated before, I know I'm going to hell. And for the record a woman told me that joke)

Just learned there are thousands of battered women in the US... and to think, I've been eating them plain all these years...


To parrot Mr. Loky (as I've stated before, I know I'm going to hell. And for the record a woman told me that joke... actually it was a guy, but a guy with really long hair that made him look like a woman.. a 6'4" 260 pound bearded woman.)

 

[brutusbabe]

Congrats!!! Tell Mary I said congrats as well. I wish you both much happiness.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Good luck with that.