46 Life Lessons Learned from Tecmo Super Bowl

[NFBuck]

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10078985

It's all true.

 

[IronBuckI]

I have printed this out, and will now and forever live by these lessons.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

14. In the eyes of the Tecmo Super Bowl gods there is no race, creed or ethnicity; except for Bo Jackson, who is a really fast black guy.

 

[TRON]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]31. If you struggle to break tackles, your risk of fumbling increases. If you don't struggle to break tackles, you will grow up and be the bitch on Oz.



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[gregorylee]

Thanks! That was definitely worth the read.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

weird....i just downloaded an emulator and tecmo superbowl 2 days ago

 

[buchtelgrad04]

46. Just because girls wink at you doesn't mean they like you. In fact, it may actually be part of their job. Remembering this will literally save you 1.62 million dollars over the course of your life.

 

[BUCKYLE]

WWTSBD? (What Would Tecmo Super Bowl Do?)

Fucking brilliant.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

WWTSBD? (What Would Tecmo Super Bowl Do?)

Fucking brilliant.

"When in doubt, push the button repeatedly."

(That's what she said!)

 

[Zurp]

In fact, I'll go this far, if you are male and between the ages of 20-30 and cannot tell me who your favorite Tecmo Super Bowl player is within five seconds of being asked, there is a 100 percent chance you have wasted your entire life.

Bob Nelson. Nose tackle for the Green Bay Packers. Juke up and between the upper guard and the center, and you got the sack every time. Unless the offense is in a shotgun formation. Then, you get the sack only 85% of the time. If you play a season, it keeps track of your stats. I think his sack numbers revert back to 0 after 100. But it might be a higher number than that. 200? 256? Whatever. I just know that it goes back to 0 after a while.