CCI
Metal Rules
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Michigan, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Rhode Island girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Just another RI woman!!!
new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Michigan, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Rhode Island girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Just another RI woman!!!
