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Jake

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    • So I started the day with a bowl of cereal, and turning on the tube to see the forecast on the Weather Channel. I'm greeted with a toilet paper ad featuring animated bears who are simply delighted that this brand will leave less scraps stuck to your ass after you wipe. They even provide a demonstration. Before I've had a chance to come to grips with the idea that, apparently, this is a national crisis I'm treated to Jamie Lee Curtis talking to some broad about having trouble taking a dump.

    Jamie Lee Curtis?! WTF?! I suppose the next thing I'll see is Cheryl Ladd talking about acid indigestion. For crying out loud I used to masturbate to these women!

    Thankfully, it's football season...where I get to see commercials with old guys singing about how they can't get it up, have trouble taking a piss, and apparently they can't take a shit, either! Well, at least they still run beer commercials.

    *sigh*

    Maybe I'll go rub one out to Jamie Lee for old time's sake...just as soon as she gets off the crapper. :shake:
     
    I've seen the bear/toilet paper commercial, and I'll bet that if you asked the advertising people that came up with it, they'd confirm my thoughts and say that it is a direct reference to the old phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
     
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    BUCKYLE;1260877; said:
    So I'm the only one?
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    I dunno. I'm too busy popping pills and waiting to see which happens first - an erection, or urination. I sure as hell hope they don't both hit at the same time.
     
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    Jake said:
    So I started the day with a bowl of cereal, and turning on the tube to see the forecast on the Weather Channel. I'm greeted with a toilet paper ad featuring animated bears who are simply delighted that this brand will leave less scraps stuck to your ass after you wipe. They even provide a demonstration....
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    Wild that 15 years later these dancing bears are still an active advertising campaign! Anyways, we should all get bidets and reduce our TP consumption, fuck them bears.
     
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