21 Reasons To "not" Watch the Winter Olympics

[IronBuckI]

[quote='BusNative;165897;1]Don't think so.[/quote]
Damnit! I thought that I had everything figured out. Now I have to start over. Sunuva!!!

 

[Ttown]

My mom says it would interfere with watching soaps and Bill O'Reilly.

 

[Florida Buckeye]

Snow. I think most Americans have seen enough. Why watch it on TV?

 

[jlb1705]

Snow. I think most Americans have seen enough. Why watch it on TV?

Nonsense! More snow!

 

[BigWoof31]

I kinda like the opening ceremonies - I may watch tonight.

The little box in the upper right hand corner of this post is used to ding me. Feel free to take advantage of it at this time.

 

[Nutriaitch]

The little box in the upper right hand corner of this post is used to ding me. Feel free to take advantage of it at this time.

no thanks, last time i dinged someone from georgia, I caught the clap

 

[Best Buckeye]

I kinda like the opening ceremonies - I may watch tonight.

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Watch the opening ceremonies and turn in your man card at the door.

 

[Mac]

Some hot chicks from these nations...Dayyyyummm

 

[JimsSweaterVest]

I'd rather watch the Sunday morning televangelists than the olympics. All these lame "sports" bore me to tears. It's almost as bad as the soccer "world cup" (oh brother...).

Gimme a good football game (that's real football to all you Euro-metro-wannabees, not "futbol") and none of that olympics stuff matters!

 

[Best Buckeye]

The Olympics are on David Letterman's top ten best things to watch.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

It's almost as bad as the soccer "world cup" (oh brother...).

Blasphemy!

 

[Gatorubet]

You are crazy not to watch the thrill house that is the Olympics. Say what you want to about thrilling radio or TV calls, "Hob-nailed boot", "Doering's got a touchdown", "touchdown, touchdown! Michael Jenkins on fourth and one!!!", this eclipses then all:

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[Jake]

Reasons TO watch the Olympics? It's about 20 degrees outside and these are your programming alternatives for the first weekend without football since summer:

1. Daytona 500
2. NBA All Star game
3. Some golf tournament

I suppose if you're married you can go visit the in-laws. Personally, I'd rather pull my toenails out with pliers but that was just my experience.

 

[OH10]

The Winter Olympics can be broken down as follows:

1. Hockey World Cup

2. Events more appropriate for the Lifetime network.


I would rather watch the Nets play the Clippers in a seven game series than #2.

 

[cincibuck]

I caught my first glimpse about 10 last night. Seven guys on pairs of barrel staves going down a 70 degree grade on a mountainside run that looked like the moon with white acne, then twice taking off on ramps and doing single and double back flips and doing it all at about 80 MPH. I don't know if I'd call it a sport, but it beat the hell out of NASCAR.