@Ramzy on it again....
OPENER | THE SOFT KICKOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS
Special teams and corn: Two things Iowa fans can speak to from a place of authority.
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The Buckeyes once again have a national championship-caliber team led by a title-winning head coach, two NFL coordinators and a roster that's good enough to survive and advance all the way through a brutal schedule, culminating in a 16-game gauntlet.
And yet the headline atop this web site yesterday was
Special Teams Must Improve, which has basically been the theme of this column since Jaxon Smith-Njigba was ruining Utah's otherwise sterling Rose Bowl performance. But it took on new relevance yesterday because Ryan Day
said it into a microphone.
A younger and more inexperienced version of him once determined Parker Fleming merited a contract extension, despite his unit's performance looking exactly like it does now. An older and accomplished version of him decided Jayden Fielding was good enough heading into 2025, despite having borked numerous critical shots in actual games.
Fielding was making kicks in practice, which is generally how you make playability decisions. The problem was Fielding had missed so many kicks of consequence that it was his brand.
Imagine if Ryan Hamby had dropped six touchdown passes that would have beaten eventual national champions instead of just that one against Texas in 2005 - an impossibly bleak legacy. But while field goal kicking has snatched the most oxygen from our special teams anguish, this unit has done nothing well for years. That's their brand.
Day has called special teams mistakes unacceptable before, including while defending Fleming in 2023. Now he's saying, on the record, that the unit still hasn't improved after another coaching change. That matters because the problem has outlasted the guy who was supposed to be the problem. Keeping it in-house hasn't worked. Replacing the coordinator hasn't worked either.
Robby Discher was brought in this season to correct it, and if you're wondering what's different about this year's special teams compared to [waves hands in the direction of every unit since the pandemic] the answer is that
Pam from The Office meme.
Like Discher's boss, we haven't seen a shred of difference or improvement. In some cases...it's somehow worse? Nearly halfway through the season, Ohio State has the best player in the sport along with
the worst special teams SP+ score among the top 50 - and that's adjusted to not include any ankle weights from last year's pitiful unit, which means that this year's terrible ranking belongs entirely to the 2026 unit.
Special teams are the one area where even the talent-deficient opponents on the schedule can find breathing room. Under Fleming, it was a weekly clinic for forfeited hidden yards, creating longer fields for the Buckeyes and shorter ones for whomever they were playing.
OHIO STATE CONTENDS FOR NATIONAL TITLES EVERY SEASON WHILE HAVING ONE OF THE MOST INEFFECTIVE SPECIAL TEAMS UNITS IN THE FBS.
If you don't care about longer fields, since Ohio State currently has
the best passing offense in the country and most prolific passing offense in program history operating under Day, think about what a shorter field would do for, say, field goal kicking. Would five more yards make a difference?
Would Fielding have made a 22-yarder against Indiana in the B1G title game last year, instead of the 27-yarder he missed badly? I don't know? Shanks shank from all distances ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It hasn't just been the infamous missed field goals and general incompetence - Fleming introduced Ohio State special teams to chronic illegal formations - it's been everything about that unit. You may have memory-holed Main Character plays that removed elite passer CJ Stroud from the field and ignored Biletnikoff winner Marvin Harrison Jr. in favor of a clever fake concept where a long snapper snaps the ball to a slow walk-on tight end.
They botched it against Michigan
in 2022, then for good measure - tried it again against Georgia - which Kirby Smart sniffed out, but he didn't need to because Ohio State
had 12 guys on the field for it. Two playoff-caliber games, two opportunities for the clever concept to implode on them. They took both.
On Saturday against Iowa, it was more of The Usual. The Buckeyes didn't have enough guys on the field for a punt, which cost them a penalty and yardage. Connor Hawkins missed a 40-yard field goal, which has been an extra point for Iowa kickers going back to the days when Nile Kinnick was beating Notre Dame all by himself.
After Iowa's sole touchdown, the Hawkeyes decided to go for two and were stopped by the Ohio State defense. But they got another crack at it because the Buckeyes had 12 men on the field. Isn't that on the defense? No, it's on the special teamer who instinctively ran onto the field for the PAT and caused that penalty.
Joe McGuire - who believe it or not
has a monster leg and can absolutely bomb a punt into orbit while barefoot - is netting a grotesque 38 yards on his punts this season. That captures both the unit's inability to flip the field and its struggles to pin opponents deep. On Saturday he punted from the Iowa 45 - with the Hawkeyes in punt safe and applying no pressure on him whatsoever - and they fair-caught it at the 22.
Unless you're reading this column from a wheelchair or a bassinet, your leg can probably do that. Per PFF (yeah, I know) McGuire is 117th in yards per punt, 114th in net average, 135th in longest punt, 87th in hang time and 122nd overall - out of a pool of 151 punters. He doesn't have to be the Jeremiah Smith of punters. But he's not even average.
It is exhausting to have to keep talking about it - the only progress this year has been Day's explicit admission yesterday that it hasn't improved. On a grading scale, it's a D+ because blasting kickoffs out of the end zone in an era where a fair catch inside the 25 brings the ball out to the 25 is the only strategy off the tee. They've erased any drama from that sequence entirely.
There's only been a single afternoon where the Buckeyes lost and you couldn't take a giant Sharpie and circle SPECIAL TEAMS COMPETENCE 87 times while sobbing since the Alabama CFP title game - the
least-watched title game ever despite
featuring Alabama and Ohio State - right up until the Georgia-TCU snoozer. Which would have been Ohio State-TCU if not for...you know.
Special teams cost Ohio State nothing in that Alabama title game - COVID absences
kept a number of starters from participating, ironically including
two kickers. Hard to be the problem when you're not allowed in the stadium.
So which afternoon was the exception? That took place in 2021 in Ann Arbor, the dawn of the
Three-Cheat. OSU special teams were blameless that day. We're five years removed from an innocent verdict in a big game.
As with Fielding, Day decided McGuire was good enough heading into this season despite all of the flaccid punts from 2025. Hiring Discher,
who is firmly qualified for the job, acknowledged the problem. But nothing appears to be improving.
One idea is to bring back the culture of the room Drue Chrisman left behind after the 2020 season, where special teamers were too goofy, silly and carefree to have The Moment absolutely consume them all the way into the bowels of Shanktown.
Perhaps
Pressure is a Privilege isn't the right psychology for the guys on the roster who aren't trying to do anything but kick a ball properly. It's something to consider, because nothing has worked. Still, there are glimmers of positivity in this mess, specifically about having Discher on the staff.
He has experience coaching tight ends at multiple programs, with success. That's interesting!