2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[gmen6981]

That's actually impressively bad.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That's actually impressively bad.

There is a real fine line between impressively bad and undefeated juggernaut.

 

[Thump]

Leaders and best.

 

[Jaxbuck]

There is a real fine line between impressively bad and undefeated juggernaut.

 

[SEREbuckeye]

Lifetime contract please

MFer is 1 play away from being 3-4. Perfect for that school.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Whittingham isn't going to throw his Mormon sphere buddies under the bus. Hilarious that the DFBIA didn't see this coming from the start. But they are the DUMBEST Fan Base in America for a reason.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Lifetime contract please

MFer is 1 play away from being 3-4. Perfect for that school.

As for Kyle… he seemed decent at Utah… is he just trying to fit in up there? Even I don’t need a spreadsheet to tell me that a 3 loss team is more than a play away ….


I just feel bad for Desmond though. That dumb bastard’s life peaked 30 years ago. He’s just desperately flailing at the snooze button on his relevance, trying to refresh it for just one more week

 

[OREGONSOCKPUPPET]

That's actually impressively bad.

If I was a defensive player, I would be pissed. That is historically bad.

 

[buckeyemania11]

As for Kyle… he seemed decent at Utah… is he just trying to fit in up there? Even I don’t need a spreadsheet to tell me that a 3 loss team is more than a play away ….


I just feel bad for Desmond though. That dumb bastard’s life peaked 30 years ago. He’s just desperately flailing at the snooze button on his relevance, trying to refresh it for just one more week

I'm going to assume he thought he had a good idea of what he was getting into when he took the job, but the massive culture shift still ended up completely smacking him in the face (not shocking). Now he is just saying what he thinks the minions want to hear.

 

[Jaxbuck]

As for Kyle… he seemed decent at Utah… is he just trying to fit in up there? Even I don’t need a spreadsheet to tell me that a 3 loss team is more than a play away ….


I just feel bad for Desmond though. That dumb bastard’s life peaked 30 years ago. He’s just desperately flailing at the snooze button on his relevance, trying to refresh it for just one more week

I honestly don't think the dumb bastard knows it or puts any thought at all into what he says or who it triggers.

He just doesn't have the mental horsepower.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Fun reading

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/whitt-i-don%27t-think-it%27s-time-panic

 

[jwinslow]

 

[Thump]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

So he saw a play that was almost a disaster, ran it against the same exact team a week later......and didn't tell his QB "hey, they might not bite on the PA so whatever you do, DON'T lollygag after the fake handoff. spin your head around quick so you DON'T take a critical sack."

Narrator: He lollygagged after the fake handoff

 

[Jaxbuck]

So he saw a play that was almost a disaster, ran it against the same exact team a week later......and didn't tell his QB "hey, they might not bite on the PA so whatever you do, DON'T lollygag after the fake handoff. spin your head around quick so you DON'T take a critical sack."

Narrator: He lollygagged after the fake handoff