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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

They beat Minny, get their stupid jug and it will be full on "we're undefeated if not for.." bullshit from up there.

They never learn

I've got zero faith in the boat rower to actually pull this off. It'll probably be another sludge fart game with scUM coming out on top with a FG or something in the final minutes.
 
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I've got zero faith in the boat rower to actually pull this off. It'll probably be another sludge fart game with scUM coming out on top with a FG or something in the final minutes.
Does Kalshi take bets on QBs just laying the ball on the ground for a scum TD? That feels like something that will definitely happen.
 
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I've got zero faith in the boat rower to actually pull this off. It'll probably be another sludge fart game with scUM coming out on top with a FG or something in the final minutes.
Ha. Not a chance. *ichigan comes out and scores a lot of points and the whole nation says, "Whoa - maybe they really are a good team."
But they aren't - Minnesota just plays the worst game of their season here.
 
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Ha. Not a chance. *ichigan comes out and scores a lot of points and the whole nation says, "Whoa - maybe they really are a good team."
But they aren't - Minnesota just plays the worst game of their season here.

I don't think their offense is capable enough to all out route even the worst of B1G teams, unless those teams turn the ball over a ton and hand them a bunch of easy points. Which yea, Minnesota is definitely capable of.
 
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