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Who on the list of voters is qualified to do much more than flip burgers if they weren't a sportswriter/media personality?
If your question is rhetorical, then you make a good point.

If your question is supposed to be answered, I'll answer it. I don't even recognize most of the names on that list. Here's the blokes I do know:
Rece Davis - An SEC homer, but I think he isn't as much of a homer as most people accuse him of being. He's okay on that list.
Nicole Auerbach - I don't know much about her. I think she works for ESPN, so she must have passed her SEC test. I'm neutral on her.
Adam Lichtenstein - I don't know him at all. But with a name like that, he should be on the list. Lichtenstein. Awesome.
John Johnson - I don't know him, but just as I dig Adam Lichtenstein on the list, get this effer off the list. His parents couldn't be at least a little more creative? Eff those effers.
Mike Hill - I know a dude named Mike Hill. But I don't care otherwise.
Lia Assimakopoulos - I'm guessing this is a woman? She belongs on the list, too, and her job is to order lunch for everyone. Put it under your name. Then we take bets to see if they spell her name correctly.
Chris Carter - Why is he spelling his name with an H? Cris Carter. Jerks. He's cool.
David Jablonski - Sounds like a good dude to take to the strip club. He might disappear for 30 minutes, but that's because he's paying for 5 strippers to give him lap dances at the same time.
Randy Johnson - You gotta give a spot to the Big Unit.

So, I know it isn't a full sample of the guys, but I've graded 8 of the voters (including McMurphy, but not including Auerbach or Mike Hill) and decided that 6 can stay. So extrapolate that to me agreeing that 25% of the list of voters should be fired. 75% can stay in some capacity or other.
 
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