2025 Texas at tOSU BMW Thread

[Captain Buckeye]

is that a joke?

I think it’s worth a go…

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

You’ve been practicing.

No my friend. This was Shaolin monk levels of fasting, or a seminary student realizing maybe celibacy isn’t for me. That shit was backed up like Thumps colon with a butt plug logged in his sphincter.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

How are we supposed to net 400 yards passing when our QB has the size and arm strength of a 14-year old girl?

Fire Day and whoever the QB coach is …

Well shit now it’s 509 yards passing and 350 yards rushing. 1000 yards of total offense or fire everyone

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Unless OSU and Tejas directly negotiated a different course of action, this game will be officiated by SEC referees on field and Big 10 replay officials.