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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

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ORD_Buckeye said:
Well, I got one thing fundamentally wrong. He ended up tripping over Blake Corum's dick.
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In fairness, it's hard to see with soiled jockstraps wrapped around his face.
ORD_Buckeye said:
So, whose bingo card had Sharonna and Ward The Hut as last men standing?
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Sniffles is still pending. We'll see if he's still there when the decision is handed down. My bet is Walmart Kingpin is the last man standing.
 
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Romanowski said:
“What the fuck kind of name is Warde? Who fucking names their kid Warde? I hate that name. If I could shit all over that name, I would. And then I would eat 15 lbs of Taco Bell and wash it down with ex lax, and shit all over it again. Fuckin’ Warde Fuck.” - Buckyle, probably
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This is exactly what I did at Art Modell’s grave.
 
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BB73 said:
I had a couple of minutes. Here are your first few posts right after the announcement in July, 2022. It’s clear you had him pegged as a phony all along.
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What's stunning is that he managed to fuck it up so quickly. I thought the wealth and momentum of the place combined with an adoring press and hands off statehouse would allow him to coast and tweet for a good run. Even before the football scandal fully derailed him, he had completely botched a graduate student strike, campus protests and several other non sports issues. In fact, attaching his brand to Harbaugh probably bought him extra time.

And yeah, the greatest thing is that he walked away from a contract that would have paid him 1.3 large a year for the next five years to end up unemployed. His folks ain't overjoyed.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
What's stunning is that he managed to fuck it up so quickly. I thought the wealth and momentum of the place combined with an adoring press and hands off statehouse would allow him to coast and tweet for a good run.
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So... there's a show on Netflix called "Orange is the New Black." If you haven't seen it, meh... I'm not endorsing it. But, spoiler alert, all the prisoners are shown to be good guys and all the guards are corrupt. Even the guy who becomes warden, he's kinda a good guy, but his first day on the job, he feels forced to sweep something under the rug.
The fact that he "fucked it up so quickly" is more a product of the fact that the opportunity was presented quickly, not that he was looking for something stupid to do.
 
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