2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

[LovelandBuckeye]

I'll be honest, I would have guessed @LovelandBuckeye would have the goods on blue whale dicks, not you.

There is no evidence that @LovelandBuckeye was sodomized by a blue whale.

If there is….pics or it’s bullshit.

Walk of shame after that one would be a hell of a sight.

No evidence he wasn't. Just sayin

See: Dildos, blue whale. Loveland is the distributor.

Man, you guys like me. I mean, you guys really like me.

I never had sexual relations with a blue whale. A whale in a blue dress? I plead the 5th.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Man, you guys like me. I mean, you guys really like me.

I never had sexual relations with a blue whale. A whale in a blue dress? I plead the 5th.

To the first part: easy now.

To the second: we don’t kink shame on BP.

Big girls need sweet lovin too. If one can take it straight to the gills without a teary eye then, who are we to judge?

 

[colobuck79]

Man, you guys like me. I mean, you guys really like me.

I never had sexual relations with a blue whale. A whale in a blue dress? I plead the 5th.

But did you kiss her?

 

[gmen6981]

There is no evidence that @LovelandBuckeye was sodomized by a blue whale.

That we know of.............

 

[BuckyKatt]

Man, you guys like me. I mean, you guys really like me.

I never had sexual relations with a blue whale. A whale in a blue dress? I plead the 5th.

Wait......it wasn't a maze and blue whale, was it?

 

[Honor&Glory]

 

[cincibuck]

Just read that a blue whales anus can expand to 3.5 feet. Still needs a half gallon of KY Jelly.

 

[colobuck79]

Just read that a blue whales anus can expand to 3.5 feet. Still needs a half gallon of KY Jelly.

Be sure to clear your google search history.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

From PremierDrum on 11W .....

Comment 19 minutes ago
2 replies
Nothing to refute their reporting, but I don't know of a specific day that the report should come out. In all honesty, I don't know exactly how it will come out (as the bylaws give them a bit of leeway between the reporting being finalized, approved, and published on the dashboard). There is also an optional press release / news conference that can be facilitated by the panel chair.
Something might come tomorrow, sure, but I can't confirm that.
With that said, the water is already boiling. We're just waiting for the lobster to scream.


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[zbuck]

One stubborn lobster ....

 

[colobuck79]

If news dropped right this very minute, it wouldn't ruin my weekend.

 

[BuckyKatt]

 

[cincibuck]

Another pissant move by the weasels at the end of their game against Sparty. When is the Big Ten gonna do something meaningful to discipline these assholes?

 

[dragurd]

Another pissant move by the weasels at the end of their game against Sparty. When is the Big Ten gonna do something meaningful to discipline these assholes?

I'm sure they are on double secret probation

 

[Jaxbuck]

Another pissant move by the weasels at the end of their game against Sparty. When is the Big Ten gonna do something meaningful to discipline these assholes?

Only one program in the B1G is consistently involved in after game altercations across multiple sports.

It's an institutional thing. They are straight up bitch made punks. It's part of their identity.