2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

[1926Buckeyes]

Serious question: Do lost scholarships matter now that they can just bank NIL?

Seems like they’d have to cap roster spots now instead of reduce scholarships.

 

[Gizmo]

might have to just find a more serious penalty. Maybe instead of losing a bunch of scholarships, how about they lose a bunch of games? Perhaps eliminate all conference games for a season, and they only play in the 3 or 4 OOC games then go home.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

might have to just find a more serious penalty. Maybe instead of losing a bunch of scholarships, how about they lose a bunch of games? Perhaps eliminate all conference games for a season, and they only play in the 3 or 4 OOC games then go home.

Oh damn ouch lol… would be hilarious if that could come true

 

[woofermazing]

As the current ruling Kings of college football, I believe it is within our power to award Washington the 2023 title by Royal Proclamation.

 

[woofermazing]

Good question… that’s what people think TCUN is trying to do with Underwood. Hoping they can get a few kids in to lessen the blow.

No clue though myself.

After hearing Portnoy explain it, I don't think anyone up there is nearly that intelligent. The Oracle guys gold digging wife wanted to watch a good quarterback at Michigan, so he funded it. That's the jist of it.

 

[BUCKYLE]

As the current ruling Kings of college football, I believe it is within our power to award Washington the 2023 title by Royal Proclamation.

Hear ye hear ye mfers!

 

[BUCKYLE]

Wait. Wait.

Wait.

Cry Sherronne deleted his benign texts with Conor. His reasoning was "he didn't want one guy getting all the credit for the championship". If there was nothing to see in those texts, how would Conor get all the credit? That makes no sense.

He expects us to believe that the texts were not about cheating but he deleted them so the mastermind of the cheating wouldn't get all the credit.

They're fuckin fried.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Guys, I just thought of a brilliant new way to make money.

1. Take your W2 and write “committed to making money legally” on the back.

2. Rob a bank, and, fuck it, don’t even hide your face from the camera.

3. When the police show up at your door with security camera footage of you robbing the bank, wave the W2 in their face and tell them to fuck off because clearly you made money the legal way.

Slow up a bit. I am trying to write all of this down.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Love the vibe.

You say that now. The mods are elitist pricks. A site member only talks about sex toys. Lastly, most of these people I wouldn't leave alone in a room with my dogs. You'll love it here.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Dude what's up!

It's like we are all 3 back in the press box during Friday night lights. Getting the band back together!.

Get a room you two.

Bert’s an ass.
But he’s the ass we need right now.

I would argue that we need @Jaxbuck ass more.


Lastly, I don't think Ohio State is innocent in all this. Just look at this evidence.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Ferris passed out at 31 flavors last night?

 

[knuckifyoubuck]

Bert from the top rope…

Wtf I love Burt now? Now I'm a Beliemer?

I would argue that we need @Jaxbuck ass more.

She's pretty hot.

 

[pnuts34]

 

[Steve19]

Attention WalMart Wolverweenie shoppers: Put your trust in me. Do NOT look in the rearview mirror...er...um...don't look in any mirrors. Actually, don't look out your windows or anywhere on the internets. All if well! We are back! 4-0! Woohoo! Keep staring into my eyes. You can trust me!