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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

That is the most aggravating aspect to these motherless fucks. They act like 80s SMU or 00s USC in how they respond yet truly believe they're pure as fucking driven snow. It's a clinical cult level of disconnect. Now wonder that smarmy little jock-sniffer is thriving there.

We catch ourselves fucking around, and we immediately turn ourselves in, cooperate, whack coaches and negotiate our penalties. Yet, somehow, we're the rogue school.

Fuck, I hate them with the power of a thousand supernova suns.

Michigan busted for the Fab 5 scandal where Ed Martin gave Chris Weber like 300K confirmed and who knows what other shit went on with the Fab 5 - Michigan people - "HANG THE BANNERS NCAA IS UNJUST!"

Ohio State players sell/trade their own stuff - Michigan people - "OHIO STATE SHOULD BE GIVEN THE DEATH PENALTY"

It's always somehow just when they do it and the hypocrisy is always hilarious
 
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Michigan busted for the Fab 5 scandal where Ed Martin gave Chris Weber like 300K confirmed and who knows what other shit went on with the Fab 5 - Michigan people - "HANG THE BANNERS NCAA IS UNJUST!"

Ohio State players sell/trade their own stuff - Michigan people - "OHIO STATE SHOULD BE GIVEN THE DEATH PENALTY"

It's always somehow just when they do it and the hypocrisy is always hilarious
And the idea that a "retired auto worker" had 300K to buy players is ridiculous. He was the bag man for the program and their big money boosters.
 
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And the idea that a "retired auto worker" had 300K to buy players is ridiculous. He was the bag man for the program and their big money boosters.
I always heard he was the guy who made book at one of the big auto plants. Which back then meant illegal gambling which meant mob.

Also never let it be forgotten that it came out in court, under oath that Woodson received impermissible benefits (travel and a suit) from his agent before the 1997 season.

So all of their 1.5 NC’s since WWII have a giant fucking asterisk.
 
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Wimpy’s thing was to say he would gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today.

The picture is all the burger sellers saying it’s Tuesday and time to pay up.

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Wimpy’s thing was to say he would gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today.

The picture is all the burger sellers saying it’s Tuesday and time to pay up.
Every now and again the age difference between me and Mrs. BKB makes a difference. (She's 3.5 years younger than me). We were on the way to New York last month, sitting in the airport bar waiting for our flight. I said, "I've got the "Theme from Arthur" stuck in my head." She looks at me quite confused and says "The cartoon?" :slappy:

She knew who Wimpy was though.
 
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Every now and again the age difference between me and Mrs. BKB makes a difference. (She's 3.5 years younger than me). We were on the way to New York last month, sitting in the airport bar waiting for our flight. I said, "I've got the "Theme from Arthur" stuck in my head." She looks at me quite confused and says "The cartoon?" :slappy:

She knew who Wimpy was though.
Now imagine Bill Billichek who had more than 35 years difference (48 years to be exact).
 
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Every now and again the age difference between me and Mrs. BKB makes a difference. (She's 3.5 years younger than me). We were on the way to New York last month, sitting in the airport bar waiting for our flight. I said, "I've got the "Theme from Arthur" stuck in my head." She looks at me quite confused and says "The cartoon?" :slappy:

She knew who Wimpy was though.

I hate it when I get stuck between the moon and NYC
 
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Which would explain that second timeout call pretty neatly.

Ha.

Not to give them any slack but I can easily chalk that up to the shit Webber had in his head where most people have brains. I just don't think they'd be capable of point shaving. Not from morality, from intelligence. I don't think they could. They'd fuck it and add wrong or something.
 
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