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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

PremierDrum Comment 3 minutes ago
Rumblings from the north. Sounds like they're bracing for a bad week in Ann Arbor.
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"I had my friends kill the others, and I just sold their organs on the black market."
“Yes, I bought the murder weapon and planned the occasion where the murder took place… and yes, I was caught red handed committing the murder myself, but just the one time that the public is widely aware of. What is the problem again?”

And for the rest of the staff.

“Yes, we were aware of the harvested organs and used the money from their sale to our immense benefit, but we never asked where they came from, and everyone sells things sometimes, so we’re good, right?”
 
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Well, there is that exception if you sell your own college football memorabilia……
.....that you got without cheating.

I think that's what gets me the most, at this point.

As far as the NCAA goes:
- Don't cheat, don't sell your shit that belongs to you = OKAY
- Cheat your ass off, don't sell your shit that belongs to you = OKAY
- Don't cheat, sell your shit because you're a college kid and all young Americans want some money = BAD

What would happen if Ohio State had cheated AND sold their shit?
 
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.....that you got without cheating.

I think that's what gets me the most, at this point.

As far as the NCAA goes:
- Don't cheat, don't sell your shit that belongs to you = OKAY
- Cheat your ass off, don't sell your shit that belongs to you = OKAY
- Don't cheat, sell your shit because you're a college kid and all young Americans want some money = BAD

What would happen if Ohio State had cheated AND sold their shit?
Double secret probation?

Fuck scUM.
 
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.....that you got without cheating.

I think that's what gets me the most, at this point.

As far as the NCAA goes:
- Don't cheat, don't sell your shit that belongs to you = OKAY
- Cheat your ass off, don't sell your shit that belongs to you = OKAY
- Don't cheat, sell your shit because you're a college kid and all young Americans want some money = BAD

What would happen if Ohio State had cheated AND sold their shit?
AND obstructed the investigation AND went to the mattresses with an all out pr campaign coordinated between the President, Regents, AD and loyalists in the press against the ncaa.

I wonder what.would happen to a school like that.
 
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