2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[charlohiottean]

Not much worse of an investment as personalized jewelry.

Club Nill.

Compare that to Caleb Downs already working on building his empire in real estate. Culture.

 

[charlohiottean]

Think of the NIL bag he could get when he makes his first catch in The Game.

What a stupid fantasy.You should go back to posting more believable things like your relationship with Jessica.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Surprised they’re that young. Outside of the 3 underclassmen you mentioned, most of their key players are upperclassmen or out of eligibility. They’ll have to use the portal to create depth at QB and RB, unless they plan on Kuzdzal being the backup until Hiter is ready. Same at DL and LB.

I’m also not sure how much Underwood improving will help a grind-it-out offense. He isn’t athletic enough to take over a game, and they either don’t want him to or he’s not willing to run enough to supplement the RBs. If he does improve, they still need a good passing scheme and more than 1 good WR.

It's gonna be hard for them to lure in great WR talent from the portal. The offense is not WR friendly and they presumably have a #1 WR in Marsh for the next 2-3 years.

Being the #2 WR on scUM you are like the 4th option in the passing game of a heavy rush offense with the amount of times they check down to the TEs and RBs

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

It's gonna be hard for them to lure in great WR talent from the portal. The offense is not WR friendly and they presumably have a #1 WR in Marsh for the next 2-3 years.

Being the #2 WR on scUM you are like the 4th option in the passing game of a heavy rush offense with the amount of times they check down to the TEs and RBs

Maybe even 5th or 6th option in the passing game once you factor in the opponent’s defensive backs. Igbinosun had more catches than Marsh on Saturday, so…

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Ah yes....the fan base that was up in arms about our players NIL deals last year. They've got the 12 million dollar man and the world's worst taste in jewelry racking up almost 100 yards of offense combined.

 

[jwinslow]

 

[TDunk]

I have two younger brothers. I know that pose.

 

[Buckeye86]

I have two younger brothers. I know that pose.

“Go ahead and hit me and I’ll run and tell mommy.” ?

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

Compare that to Caleb Downs already working on building his empire in real estate. Culture.

At least he’s not hocking vacuum cleaners.

 

[charlohiottean]

At least he’s not hocking vacuum cleaners.

To be clear, I’m impressed with his entrepreneurialism. It was not meant to be a sarcastic dig. I think we all knew some kid in high school that was 17 but we all thought was actually 35 years old.

 

[charlohiottean]

Don’t know if this is a troll, but it’d be nice if somebody up there thought this way.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Hey scUM Day went easy on you compared to BRUTUS. Legendary troll job.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Don’t know if this is a troll, but it’d be nice if somebody up there thought this way.

0% chance that's an actual Michigan fan. Too factual.

 

[charlohiottean]

0% chance that's an actual Michigan fan. Too factual.

I’m sure you’re right,

but it’s all part of my rock ‘n’ roll fantasy

out here, planting ear worms.