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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

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You CANT make this shit up. Big Toe Head's rolodex is really just a index of Harbaugh rejects who they are ok with casting off.


"Was told within the last 24 hours that Michigan has Baltimore Ravens OC Todd Monken on its shortlist and have every intention of speaking with him this week, if they haven't already. Not going to speculate about the legitimacy of his candidacy until we see how things develop after this week but he's certainly in the mix."

Monken is about to get ran out of Baltimore, the natives are very restless with him and his play calling. His success in his time there can basically be handed to having Lamar Jackson. This would be a TERRIBLE hire.
 
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MGMT said:
I still can’t wrap my head around DeBoer potentially leaving for them. If he beats IU, I just cannot envision Alabama letting him walk away.

if they had a deal worked out already I also struggle with it staying this tightly under wraps.
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That guy would have to smoke more Crack than Tyrone Biggums in a Dave Chappelle Show episode to leave Tuscaloosa for the whore up north.

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I mean Ryan Day wouldn't have lost the bowl game as well going by his record. Not that that would have made us feel much better
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He lost the bowl game in 2022, and laid an absolute rotten egg in the bowl game in 2023. People here were actively calling him Cooper 2.0.
 
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MGMT said:
I still can’t wrap my head around DeBoer potentially leaving for them. If he beats IU, I just cannot envision Alabama letting him walk away.

if they had a deal worked out already I also struggle with it staying this tightly under wraps.
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DeBoer is not leaving, this is all extremely wishful sunshine pumping being pushed by the usual suspects in the scUM media sphere.
 
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lvbuckeye said:
He lost the bowl game in 2022, and laid an absolute rotten egg in the bowl game in 2023. People here were actively calling him Cooper 2.0.
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Lol Let me laugh you out of the building. No one blamed him for the 2022 game. If anything they blamed Knowles.

And 2023 he was playing a 3rd string QB who was clearly not ready after mccord bailed and brown got hurt. Even then he lost 14-3. Now yes it looked like you coul dhave give us infiniate qtrs and we weren't scoring 14.

But he was called cooper for TSUN and TSUN only
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
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You CANT make this shit up. Big Toe Head's rolodex is really just a index of Harbaugh rejects who they are ok with casting off.


"Was told within the last 24 hours that Michigan has Baltimore Ravens OC Todd Monken on its shortlist and have every intention of speaking with him this week, if they haven't already. Not going to speculate about the legitimacy of his candidacy until we see how things develop after this week but he's certainly in the mix."

Monken is about to get ran out of Baltimore, the natives are very restless with him and his play calling. His success in his time there can basically be handed to having Lamar Jackson. This would be a TERRIBLE hire.
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As a head coach? He’s been a HC once at S. Miss 10 years ago. As an OC he did well at Georgia, but he’s 59 and wants to be in the NFL.
 
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1926Buckeyes said:
As a head coach? He’s been a HC once at S. Miss 10 years ago. As an OC he did well at Georgia, but he’s 59 and wants to be in the NFL.
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Yes as a head coach. He's done well enough as a job hopper OC but I doubt he's going to succeed jumping in as the head coach at a higher level program at this point.
 
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1926Buckeyes said:
Yeah, sounds like a terrible idea. Hope they do it and it’s a disaster.
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I think they are out of idea's so they hit up a Harbaugh to see if they could take their trash they were about to discard. Think at this point it's clear they dont want to be stuck with Biff so they just keep reaching and reaching down the well. With this though I think you basically get the same result as Biff would give you which is a 2-3 year lame duck.

Over on The Fort they are already trying to hype this up as a grand slam hire if it happens of course :slappy:This is a guy who nobody of relevance was even going to consider as a HC before scUM started getting desperate.
 
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