2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[NFBuck]

They really don't want to see the numbers for the last half of the 20th century then.

They are a ~3 loss per year team historically. Not making it up because I hate them, it's fact.

More often than not they are teetering on that line between a 3 loss season and a 4 loss or worse season and have convinced themselves they are some kind of perennial title contender.

They haven't legitimately been a national title contender in 28 years.

 

[cincibuck]

So all the cheating, the federal privacy crimes by a coach, Bo ignoring sexual assaults, the Fab Five, the hockey program’s shenanigans, and the myriad of additional off-field issues were all totally fine. But THIS is the last straw? You have no moral compass, you ignorants sluts, so stop pretending like you do. Your university is a fucking joke, same as it ever was. Nothing has changed.

They still have one the largest endowment funds among state schools, heavyweight research program, law school ranks among the best, their under grad admission standards probably second only to Berkeley. The ADepartment is pure horse shit, and why they ever hired Ono remains a mystery.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

So all the cheating, the federal privacy crimes by a coach, Bo ignoring sexual assaults, the Fab Five, the hockey program’s shenanigans, and the myriad of additional off-field issues were all totally fine. But THIS is the last straw? You have no moral compass, you ignorants sluts, so stop pretending like you do. Your university is a fucking joke, same as it ever was. Nothing has changed.

If they magically found a way to win 10+ games next year, her ass would be right out there in the 2 ugliest colors in the world, screaming in the face of any Buckeye fan she saw.

 

[BuckyKatt]

Michigan Offensive Coordinators Since 2015...

 

[ScriptOhio]

The Weekender: Michigan's Coaching Search Might Take Awhile, Bama Advances After Rushing for 32 Yards and the NBA Installs New Gambling Guardrails

Own the group chat with The Weekender, highlighting the biggest stories in college sports, standout writing from Eleven Warriors, and a glance at what's next.

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BETTING FAVORITES TO BE NEXT HEAD MICHIGAN MAN

BIFF POGGI	+450	INTERIM U-M HC	65	Well-liked by Michigan	Basically Hoke w/less experience...

Just sayin': Damn, Biff looks like he could easily out eat Hoke too....

 

[Steve19]

There is so much that I don't understand about a guy who is said to have amassed hundred of millions in hedge fund management. He looks morbidly obese and I would be wondering how his body would handle the stress of the head coach job in D1 football. I must admit that I also am surprised that he was coaching in the UNC system (UNC Charlotte). If he was good enough to coach at the top tier in college football, then he must have at least crossed their consideration for UNC head coach.

 

[Buckeye86]

He has a good “coaching network” because college coaches had to kiss his ass for years to get in the front door to talk to recruits at Gilman School and St. Frances Academy.

 

[buckeyemania11]

The Weekender: Michigan's Coaching Search Might Take Awhile, Bama Advances After Rushing for 32 Yards and the NBA Installs New Gambling Guardrails

Own the group chat with The Weekender, highlighting the biggest stories in college sports, standout writing from Eleven Warriors, and a glance at what's next.

www.elevenwarriors.com

BETTING FAVORITES TO BE NEXT HEAD MICHIGAN MAN

BIFF POGGI	+450	INTERIM U-M HC	65	Well-liked by Michigan	Basically Hoke w/less experience...

Just sayin': Damn, Biff looks like he could out easily eat Hoke too....

Lol everyone is falling in line trying to polish the Biff turd now, which means it's more than likely going to be him for at least a year.

 

[knuckifyoubuck]

The symbiotic relationship between DFBIA and their “insiders” is poetic. Absolute moron fans attract, create, or encourage insiders who feed them absolute bullshit for information. Bullshit information makes absolute moronic fans spiral even further into the delusion dipshit vortex. And around and around it spins.

 

[Trevi]

If they make Biff the full-time head coach, perhaps he's already lining up his OC - he certainly "fits" in

 

[pnuts34]

*ichigan alums are finally embarrassed. No longer repping the *…

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[BuckyKatt]

You can't spell scumbag without an M...

 

[Mike80]

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LOL that gif is probably what got bitch boy Stallions to block me on X

 

[OHSportsFan]

The Athletic released some more details in a new article this morning. Nothing too salicious but more signs on an incompetent or purposefully blind Athletic Department.

The Athletic spoke with more than 20 people, including current and former staff members, players, school officials and women who interacted with Moore on social media, on the condition of anonymity so they could speak candidly about Moore. They paint a picture of a coach who became increasingly volatile before his firing and subsequent arrest and arraignment on felony and misdemeanor charges for alleged crimes against the staffer.

Moore would break down sobbing in staff meetings and lash out at other coaches, according to three program sources who witnessed the behavior. He was seen eavesdropping on closed-door meetings inside Schembechler Hall, one of those people said, and fellow staff members became concerned about his mental state.

Just a guy Too Horny Online.

According to a number of screenshots shared with The Athletic, Moore would ask seemingly innocuous questions or send emojis — the fire symbol, clapping hands, a wave — in response to stories posted and then attempt to engage the women in conversation. “How did we start following each other?” he wrote to one woman, who reminded him that he began following her first.

This doesn’t jive

Michigan’s initial inquiry didn’t produce definitive proof of the relationship,

Following his arrest, Moore told police he was engaged in a relationship with the female staffer for “approximately two years,” which indicates the relationship began before he was promoted to head coach in January 2024. Several Michigan players lived in the same apartment complex as the staffer, and one program source recalled seeing Moore there late at night and Moore’s SUV parked at the complex late at night on several occasions. Moore and the staffer were frequently spotted together in public after he became head coach, and footage of the two attending a Michigan lacrosse game aired on Big Ten Network in the spring of 2024.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Following his arrest, Moore told police he was engaged in a relationship with the female staffer for “approximately two years,” which indicates the relationship began before he was promoted to head coach in January 2024. Several Michigan players lived in the same apartment complex as the staffer, and one program source recalled seeing Moore there late at night and Moore’s SUV parked at the complex late at night on several occasions. Moore and the staffer were frequently spotted together in public after he became head coach, and footage of the two attending a Michigan lacrosse game aired on Big Ten Network in the spring of 2024.

So two years +...I guess Jimmy was sitting in his office, drinking milk and didn't notice ANY of the shit his staffers were doing?

I mean what's the count now? He had Weiss going full felony hacker, Stallions running the biggest in person advanced scouting ring in NCAA history and Moore banging a co worker at the very minimum.

People expect any rational human to believe a control freak head coach (they all are) didn't know any of that?