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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

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So the names the Ministry of Excuses is now focusing on...

Jedd Fisch - oatmeal raisin cookie
Jeff Brohm - oatmeal raisin cookie
Clark Lea - Does that QB have perpetual eligibility?
Eli Drinkwitz - oatmeal raisin cookie
Kyle Whittingham - 66 years old, was really good at Utah, but at this point he's another oatmeal raisin cookie
Biff "Sleeves Please" Poggi - lol
Jason Eck - Total unknown

Not one of those guys is a major improvement over Sniffles. Sniffles went 9-3 this year, I see a lot of 9-3 seasons with those guys.
 
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The smart move for SCum would be to just name Titty boy the HC for the next year.
Then do your investigation and fire Warde. Then you go get a new AD in place my mid 2026. Now you have 3-6 months to vet and shop for a new FB head coach and one that is the choice of the AD.
This seems so easy and obvious.
Even if you do not acknowledge the rot you have to see that the current AD is ass squared or as I like to say A2. And it is time to reload it all.

But to be fair. I prefer they remain in chaos trying to save face and deny deny deny the reality. Because it is collapsing and the only way to save it would be to reboot with someone who was morally squared away and who knows about honor and integrity. So I am hoping they keep Biff for a few years before they bring in some savior or former SCum player because you know that whole M$&@&& man shite as HC and watch it really burn
 
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Greyshirt said:
The smart move for SCum would be to just name Titty boy the HC for the next year.
Then do your investigation and fire Warde. Then you go get a new AD in place my mid 2026. Now you have 3-6 months to vet and shop for a new FB head coach and one that is the choice of the AD.
This seems so easy and obvious.
Even if you do not acknowledge the rot you have to see that the current AD is ass squared or as I like to say A2. And it is time to reload it all.

But to be fair. I prefer they remain in chaos trying to save face and deny deny deny the reality. Because it is collapsing and the only way to save it would be to reboot with someone who was morally squared away and who knows about honor and integrity. So I am hoping they keep Biff for a few years before they bring in some savior or former SCum player because you know that whole M$&@&& man shite as HC and watch it really burn
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That is the smart move and I could absolutely see them panicking, hiring a Drinkwitz type oatmeal raisin cookie and being married to that fucker for a good 10 years or risk never being able to attract a coach again.
 
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SEREbuckeye said:
Weis is absolutely cooked.



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Getting my popcorn ready now that it looks like FBI is going to start to release information. Can't wait to hear what program and/or list Weis had access to, and why he chose to do this hacking on scUM computers. Other than him being a total moron in addition to being a scumbag predator of course.

Would make it really hard to bring in ANYBODY worth a damn to coach if what a lot think is the case comes to fruition. The staff was hacking for practice footage and this disgusting piece of shit went rogue to get his rocks off. They were able to stonewall the toothless NCAA from getting proof, but they can't stop the NCAA from getting the info gift wrapped from the feds once this case is over.
 
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Ryan36_1 said:
Getting my popcorn ready now that it looks like FBI is going to start to release information. Can't wait to hear what program and/or list Weis had access to, and why he chose to do this hacking on scUM computers. Other than him being a total moron in addition to being a scumbag predator of course.

Would make it really hard to bring in ANYBODY worth a damn to coach if what a lot think is the case comes to fruition. The staff was hacking for practice footage and this disgusting piece of shit went rogue to get his rocks off. They were able to stonewall the toothless NCAA from getting proof, but they can't stop the NCAA from getting the info gift wrapped from the feds once this case is over.
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We thought the FBI would give the NCAA the goods to nail a bunch of college basketball coaches at one point too.

I guess wire taps of coaches caught in the act of paying for players pre NIL wasn't enough for the NCAA.
 
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