I’m seriously shocked that they haven’t slid to Brian Kelly. Narcissistic, arrogant prick with ties to the state. Seems perfect.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan
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So the names the Ministry of Excuses is now focusing on...
Jedd Fisch - oatmeal raisin cookie
Jeff Brohm - oatmeal raisin cookie
Clark Lea - Does that QB have perpetual eligibility?
Eli Drinkwitz - oatmeal raisin cookie
Kyle Whittingham - 66 years old, was really good at Utah, but at this point he's another oatmeal raisin cookie
Biff "Sleeves Please" Poggi - lol
Jason Eck - Total unknown
Not one of those guys is a major improvement over Sniffles. Sniffles went 9-3 this year, I see a lot of 9-3 seasons with those guys.
Jedd Fisch - oatmeal raisin cookie
Jeff Brohm - oatmeal raisin cookie
Clark Lea - Does that QB have perpetual eligibility?
Eli Drinkwitz - oatmeal raisin cookie
Kyle Whittingham - 66 years old, was really good at Utah, but at this point he's another oatmeal raisin cookie
Biff "Sleeves Please" Poggi - lol
Jason Eck - Total unknown
Not one of those guys is a major improvement over Sniffles. Sniffles went 9-3 this year, I see a lot of 9-3 seasons with those guys.
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I think he has too much baggage even for them. Plus his LSU tenure made him looked completely cooked.
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Drinkwitz just signed a new contract, getting paid north of 10MM a year.
His buyout is $5MM
His career at Mizzou is 46-28, never losing fewer than 2 games.
just fyi
His buyout is $5MM
His career at Mizzou is 46-28, never losing fewer than 2 games.
just fyi
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The smart move for SCum would be to just name Titty boy the HC for the next year.
Then do your investigation and fire Warde. Then you go get a new AD in place my mid 2026. Now you have 3-6 months to vet and shop for a new FB head coach and one that is the choice of the AD.
This seems so easy and obvious.
Even if you do not acknowledge the rot you have to see that the current AD is ass squared or as I like to say A2. And it is time to reload it all.
But to be fair. I prefer they remain in chaos trying to save face and deny deny deny the reality. Because it is collapsing and the only way to save it would be to reboot with someone who was morally squared away and who knows about honor and integrity. So I am hoping they keep Biff for a few years before they bring in some savior or former SCum player because you know that whole M$&@&& man shite as HC and watch it really burn
Then do your investigation and fire Warde. Then you go get a new AD in place my mid 2026. Now you have 3-6 months to vet and shop for a new FB head coach and one that is the choice of the AD.
This seems so easy and obvious.
Even if you do not acknowledge the rot you have to see that the current AD is ass squared or as I like to say A2. And it is time to reload it all.
But to be fair. I prefer they remain in chaos trying to save face and deny deny deny the reality. Because it is collapsing and the only way to save it would be to reboot with someone who was morally squared away and who knows about honor and integrity. So I am hoping they keep Biff for a few years before they bring in some savior or former SCum player because you know that whole M$&@&& man shite as HC and watch it really burn
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That is the smart move and I could absolutely see them panicking, hiring a Drinkwitz type oatmeal raisin cookie and being married to that fucker for a good 10 years or risk never being able to attract a coach again.
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