2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[buckeyemania11]

BTW, does anyone know if there is any traction on why our comms went out during the beat down of the cheaters?

I'm sure a internal investigation by scUM has uncovered it was definitely just a coincidental "accident"

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well, that didn't take long.

The investigative lawfirm is on the job and has already cleared Moore of all charges related to any form of aggression towards the mistress.

Turns out he had gone to her home soley for the purpose of singing Christmas Carols. During "We wish you a Merry Christmas" he got stuck on the line - "I won't go until I get some", which she completely misunderstood.

The need for a butter knife was to cut the "figgy pudding", which may or may not have been a emphemism.

 

[scarletngray]

I'm sure a internal investigation by scUM has uncovered it was definitely just a coincidental "accident"

Silly me! And, of course, done with the highest of ethics that every Xichigan Man would demand and expect.

 

[Zurp]

BTW, does anyone know if there is any traction on why our comms went out during the beat down of the cheaters?

That was one of the stories this was designed to kill.

 

[buckeyemania11]

There seems to be zero real strategy in their coaching search besides trying to throw as much money as possible at any somewhat competent coach from another program who will maybe listen. Looks like the Fisch ship is sailing and they are now on to Eli Drinkwitz

 

[osuvictory1]

Lol

 

[buckeyemania11]

Lol

Of course a member of the DFBIA would try to compare players trading personal trinkets for tattoos to a coach having an affair with and knocking up a staffer, and then buying her off to get rid of the baby and keep quiet. Also constant solicitation of sex workers. Because naturally these two things are very similar!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Of course a member of the DFBIA would try to compare players trading personal trinkets for tattoos to a coach having an affair with and knocking up a staffer, and then buying her off to get rid of the baby and keep quiet. Also constant solicitation of sex workers. Because naturally these two things are very similar!

Did Sharon fix any raffles?

No. He didnt.

Duh

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

On the other hand, who can forget the killing spree he went on afterward. Held that butter knife to his wife's neck yelling about punts. It was embarrassing

 

[Thump]

BTW, does anyone know if there is any traction on why our comms went out during the beat down of the cheaters?

Everyone knows the rules.

 

[Steve19]

And how much credit does Sharon get for the absolute stupidity of having his OnlyFans favorite on the sideline at a national championship game? Tressel didn't pull that off, now did he? Of course, he is now hiding in the Lt Governor's office crafting his plans to tattoo school children in a pizza parlor somewhere. Wait...I think I veered a bit off point. I'll get back to you.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

And how much credit does Sharon get for the absolute stupidity of having his OnlyFans favorite on the sideline at a national championship game? Tressel didn't pull that off, now did he? Of course, he is now hiding in the Lt Governor's office crafting his plans to tattoo school children in a pizza parlor somewhere. Wait...I think I veered a bit off point. I'll get back to you.

His evil knows no bounds, Steve

 

[osuvictory1]

 

[SEREbuckeye]

Jacks been professionally covering “the state up north” sports for like 30-40 years.

 

[osuvictory1]