2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[NFBuck]

1. They don't really have worse scandals than other teams.
2. They're just worse at hiding them and their PR department is better at smoothing them over.

They really believe that Ohio State was paying players and disguising the payments as tattoos.
They really believe that Connor Stalions was acting independently, and the signals they stole were available to everyone.
They really believe that stealing signs the way they did is legal.

They're *ichigan. They're just better than you and I and everyone else. On the field. Off the field. In the classroom. And in every aspect of reality.

DFBIA

 

[Zurp]

Let's say *ichigan scheduled Ann Arbor High School, instead of Oklahoma, and ended with a 10-2 record, and got into the playoff.

How much of this is in the news, in that case?

I'll go first: None of it. None of it happens. Moore doesn't get fired. No arrest. Nothing...

 

[BB73]

I'm sure this'll go well

The fact that the firm they are hiring is the same one that investigated Sherrone a couple of months ago, and found nothing, doesn’t give me confidence that they’ll expose all the improprieties up there.

 

[BB73]

Let's say *ichigan scheduled Ann Arbor High School, instead of Oklahoma, and ended with a 10-2 record, and got into the playoff.

How much of this is in the news, in that case?

I'll go first: None of it. None of it happens. Moore doesn't get fired. No arrest. Nothing...

For those not aware, Ann Arbor High School was a team they played in 1891, and counts among their wins.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Just took a look at the firm's website. Two co managing partners. Both went to school at tsun. Yeah, this investigation is going to be absolutely legit.

 

[Thump]

 

[lvbuckeye]

ScUM program is scum
they sold their souls to the devil to turn the rivalry
the devil is paying them back

You never win when you make a deal with the devil. Ever.

 

[AKAK]

 

[DaveyBoy]

All these outlandish stories of scandal and corruption are deliberately being planted so as to make Moore look as bad possible and to make whomever replaces him as the new sheriff in town.

Meanwhile, until M lost to OSU, their world didn,t want him gone.

 

[CMic]

The investigators will find exactly what the university wants them to find.
The first Moore investigation, the university didn't want to fire him, so they found nothing.
This investigation is essentially on Warde - if they want to fire Warde, they'll find something. If not, everything's rosy.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Burn it to the ground!!!

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

Yep...

 

[BuckBackHome]

Are they not hiring Ryan Day’s brother’s investigative firm?

 

[SEREbuckeye]

 

[DubCoffman62]

I'm just getting caught up in all of this. Crazy how some people act when accountability comes knocking at the door.