2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[JohnnyCockfight]

If he is in the Shoe I certainly hope that the current trend of throwing big green dildos continues.

Now you actually have a target to hit ....

How can you throw a green dildo at Portnoy if he is already sitting on it?

 

[zbuck]

How can you throw a green dildo at Portnoy if he is already sitting on it?

In that case, a nice fist-sized rock will do. Or a ninja throwing star. You get the idea ....

 

[Bestbuck36]

my roof is about 1000 yards from the stadium I"m guessing.....

 

[Zippercat]

my roof is about 1000 yards from the stadium I"m guessing.....

How very nice for you. Put some lawn chairs up there, rent em out and you’ll have your own stadium seating!

 

[System_id]

I genuinely hope a goddamn comet hits that god forsaken state.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Poor guy. No liver in the refrigerator either.

Dude absolutely has a couple of frozen Chinese livers in deep freeze. You think he's getting on a list?

 

[BuckyKatt]

I genuinely hope a goddamn comet hits that god forsaken state.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Hopium is predicably strong and hilarious with the DFBIA.

For context this is after scoring 34 points against a absolutely terrible New Mexico defense. 10 teams last year scored more than 34 points on New Mexico

Underwood threw for 250 yards against said god awful defense. Which hilariously is some world shattering number when you're scUM. Reminder that Howard had 2 300 yard games in the CFP for reference.

Id say going into the 4th quarter with New Mexico legit still hanging around and having to play your starters basically the whole game against them is a bad thing.

 

[Gizmo]

Yep we switched identities in that we held a good offense to almost no points and won a close one, while they kept a bad team around longer than they should have, but the game was never in doubt.

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[buckeyemania11]

IF Oklahoma can avoid shooting themselves in the foot it should be a fairly easy W for them. Hopefully scUMs dumb luck of some opponents doing stupid crap to hand then a W doesn't carry over from last season

 

[ScriptOhio]

Michigan 34 - New Mexico 17

Re: Michigan is heavily favored with a 34.5-point spread

Just sayin' scUM only missed beating the spread by 17.5 pints yesterday.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Yep we switched identities in that we held a good offense to almost no points and won a close one, while they kept a bad team around longer than they should have, but the game was never in doubt.

New Mexico had the ball down 10 in good field position (Their own 41) to start the 4th quarter. Maybe it wasn't a defcon level of in doubt but that's much too close against a very bad FBS team like New Mexico.

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[Thump]

Did not see any of this game. Unbiased opinion, how did Underwood look considering he is a true freshman?