2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[NFBuck]

A 5-6 Vols team won a Natty?

Recruiting Natty

 

[dragurd]

Also any journalist that uses clapped back over the age of 25 needs slapped

 

[Oh8ch]

I am starting to get a bit concerned. What if the B1G takes action against Michigan and doesn't run it by any lawyers first?

Is there some way to contact them and make that suggestion before it's too late?

 

[Oh8ch]

“And I tell you what, Greeny, and Paul (Finebaum) knows this too; this would never happen in the SEC,” Howard continued. “The SEC Commissioner would never, ever let Vanderbilt and Kentucky and all these other universities say, ‘Hey, you need to punish Nick Saban and Alabama right now. We know they’re on a quest to win the national championship but to hell with that. You need to punish them right now.’ He would kick them out of his office. That would never happen. It’s just a lot of money at stake too, Greeny, you got to understand that. It’s like $6 million per team.”

In fairness to Desmond, half cocked may be the only way he knows how to go off.

 

[AKAK]

How about some Blatz. Not even sure if they make that crap any more.

Milwaukee brand...

Schmidt - Philly

IC Light - Pittsburgh Brewing Company

Rolling Rock - famously on the bottle, from the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Also any journalist that uses clapped back over the age of 25 needs slapped

Haven't we reached the point where people over the age of 25 are the only ones still using that?

 

[osuvictory1]

I am starting to get a bit concerned. What if the B1G takes action against Michigan and doesn't run it by any lawyers first?

Is there some way to contact them and make that suggestion before it's too late?

I am thinking that is the hold up. They are crafting a carefully worded punishment with the help of a law firm.

 

[Jake]

Especially the night games when PSU fans are super lubed up on kegs of IC Light and Rolling Rock.

The game I went to was at night. It was like a Wrong Turn sequel.

 

[Oh8ch]

I am thinking that is the hold up. They are crafting a carefully worded punishment with the help of posters on Bucknuts.

fify

 

[Oregonbuck]

So, just want to make sure I understand this.

We broke the rules, but we expect everyone else to follow the rules we are making up before passing punishment?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. Fucking arrogant self-centered pricks. You you ignorant, servile scum. What are we fucking doing here?

Nice BoB reference

 

[DBAM]

Tennessee won a natty in 2005. ScUM won any in the 21st century?

Wrong UT

 

[mattynokes]

 

[Buckeye86]

He seems dumb.

 

[Jake]

I don't care about a suspension. I want them to hear their four conference wins before the story broke are forfeited.

Your dream is over. Enjoy the rest of your season and we'll get back to you later about 2021 and 2022.

 

[Zander42]

I am starting to get a bit concerned. What if the B1G takes action against Michigan and doesn't run it by any lawyers first?

Is there some way to contact them and make that suggestion before it's too late?

Hang on, let me call Ted Ginn Jr. He might have Petitti's number.