2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[NFBuck]

Michigan has out scored teams 107-0 in the third quarter and leads the country in third quarter scoring.

Still think they should play the year out?

I think the B1G needs to do something, and soon. They aren't going to cancel games, but they minimally need to suspend any coaches that they have proof were involved. Letting them continue to play unfettered makes the entire season a total sham.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Michigan has out scored teams 107-0 in the third quarter and leads the country in third quarter scoring.

Still think they should play the year out?

Eye for eye. They’ve had a competitive advantage so give their opponents one the rest of the season. Nuke the coaching staff and make them finish the year with a rinky dinky thrown together staff of whatever they can scoop up. Even though the players are likely in the loop, things won’t run very smoothly without the masterminds around.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

I think the B1G needs to do something, and soon. They aren't going to cancel games, but they minimally need to suspend any coaches that they have proof were involved. Letting them continue to play unfettered makes the entire season a total sham.

Yeah they do but I really don’t see how they can be allowed to play with the amount of crap going on

 

[Captain Buckeye]

Eye for eye. They’ve had a competitive advantage so give their opponents one the rest of the season. Nuke the coaching staff and make them finish the year with a rinky dinky thrown together staff of whatever they can scoop up. Even though the players are likely in the loop, things won’t run very smoothly without the masterminds around.

That’s the only way they can be allowed to play.

More or less effectively neutered

 

[1926Buckeyes]

TCU found a way to fuck with them, sure seems like something we could have done too.

Can't be sure until everything is out, but I think their advantage over B1G opponents is that much better than OOC. 2 years of data and none of them have a month off to prepare.

If not, it'll be disappointing.

 

[buckeyeintn]

UTQTFS

Can't believe how incredibly soft on them you are, @Thump.
UTQTFS, disband the athletic department, raze the Out House, and salt the ground.

 

[Jake]

I hate what they did, but the depths to which OSU was in their heads is hilarious.

It all needs to come out, and the hammer dropped.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

Can't be sure until everything is out, but I think their advantage over B1G opponents is that much better than OOC. 2 years of data and none of them have a month off to prepare.

If not, it'll be disappointing.

Yeah great point.

They had 2 years of data on us and had what 1 game if that of TCU? And they still came back and almost won.

This was corruption and game fixing.

 

[Powair7s]

we told TCU

TCU took that and whipped their ass

why couldn't we do the same?

TCU had extra time where they were not preparing to play another team.

 

[ochre]

That’s the only way they can be allowed to play.

More or less effectively neutered

So suspend/can all the coaches except for the Harbaughs?

 

[gregorylee]

I am completely embarrassed my sarcasm can not keep up with this.

 

[dragurd]

we told TCU

TCU took that and whipped their ass

why couldn't we do the same?

Probably why our team wanted them in a rematch. Give day a month to fuck around with signals like he did with Clemson?

Now you could argue why they didn't make up new signals the whole year for them the year before but who knows

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

I'd love for @DaddyBigBucks to do one of his number crunches of scum first halves vs. seconds dating back to 2021. I'd love to see what he finds. What I did was striking.

Here’s some bar-napkin numbers for you. The spreadsheets will have to wait…

This season…

Spinny von cheater has a PE of 179.89 in the 1st quarter
His 3rd quarter PE is 207.27

In all quarters the Cheaters Up North Towards Saginaw allow 2.88 ypc
In the 3rd quarter they allow 0.88

In the 1st quarter they allow a PE of 119.31
In the 3rd quarter they allow a PE of 65.78

Rushing offense is less dependent on cheating it seems

1st quarter 4.66 ypc
3rd quarter 4.99

 

[buckeyemania11]

So suspend/can all the coaches except for the Harbaughs?

Jaybaugh is elite future head coach material! According to DFBIA

 

[osuvictory1]

Why? We thought we mixed it up enough…we had 24 points at halftime and then got nothing.

Clearly they “refigured” it out.

We put 41 up on a better UGA team while missing 11, 8, 32, and eventually 18

In the news, I think TTUN scouted 8 OSU games in person, so they got a ton of data in order to figure things out. So, whatever scenario OSU changed up during the game scum either had an answer or were able to figure it out. My theory is they used software and AI to pull it all together and fast.