2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

[Jaxbuck]

Once again...standards...

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To the dummies up north, 82 catches, 1304 yards and 4 td in 3 years = STAR

Meanwhile, Chris Olave has only done this:


111 receptions, 1775 yds and 22 TD's in 3 years = actual star

 

[Bill Lucas]

And one of them was a half year.

 

[Jaxbuck]

And one of them was a half year.

He's also significantly ahead of Ronnie Bell in the blocked punt category.

 

[Bill Lucas]

Looks like I'm locked in for the Penn State game.

Unfortunately, Eric has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He hopes to be at Oregon and Penn State.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Looks like I'm locked in for the Penn State game.

Unfortunately, Eric has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He hopes to be at Oregon and Penn State.

Ugh. So sorry to hear that man.

 

[Oh8ch]

Ronnie Bell is a "nice" WR, especially considering his recruiting ranking. He was a nice find. But, he is absolutely not good enough to be your best WR. Hell, he might be their best offensive player period. He should be a rotational guy on a good team...a third or fourth WR. If he was in Columbus, I'm not sure he's even the sixth best WR on the team.

Our 6th WR is either Fleming, Egbuka or Harrison. He is not one of those.

To be our 7th he would have to battle it out with Ballard.

 

[Dryden]

111 receptions, 1775 yds and 22 TD's in 3 years = actual star

82 receptions, 1304 yds and 4 TD’s in 3 years isn’t comparable?

Hold the rope, you cloaker!

 

[jwinslow]

This was, I kid you not, written by one of MGoBlog's staff writers. What in the everloving fuck?


https://mgoblog.com/content/preview-2021-five-questions-five-answers-offense

"There's too many bullets in the chamber for them all to be duds."

 

[Bestbuck36]

Looks like I'm locked in for the Penn State game.

Unfortunately, Eric has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He hopes to be at Oregon and Penn State.

Fucks sake Bill. Can only wish you all the best and hope Karma shines on you. I don't pray or I'd do that too.

 

[Bill Lucas]

Thanks. Eric has been running our tailgate on Woody Hayes drive for a long time. He’s a strong man. If anyone can beat it, he can. It will be weird to be at a game without him there. Jaxbuck has met him a few times.

 

[cincibuck]

The line is “when you ain’t got nothin’ you got nothin’ to lose”, and it’s a perfect reference.

Imagine mr Dylan singing this to what’s left of the TTUN football program




Every line is a metaphor for who and what they’ve become

So they're Lost in Juarez? And their gravity fails and negativity won't pull (them) through?

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

So they're Lost in Juarez? And their gravity fails and negativity won't pull (them) through?

The Times they are a changin'

They're thinking "There must be some kinda way outta here", but the answer is blowin' in the wind

 

[cincibuck]

Up on DFBIA Hill, it's either fortune or fame
You must pick one or the other
Though neither of them are to be what they claim
If you're lookin' to get silly
You better go back to from where you came
Because the Bucks don't need you and man, they expect the same

And picking up McNamara who just arrived here from the coast
Who looked so fine at first but left looking just like a ghost
Oh, We started out on Western Michigan, but soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind us when the game got rough
But the joke was on us, there was nobody even there to bluff
I'm goin' back to IMG Academy, I do believe I've had enough

 

[cincibuck]

Meanwhile, Chris Olave has only done this:
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111 receptions, 1775 yds and 22 TD's in 3 years = actual star

Well shit yes. He got to work with good QBs, but Ronnie had to work with projects.

 

[Buckeneye]

14 years ago this very day, my Buckeye family.