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2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

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Lots of Lulz in this thread...

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/trieu-and-wilfong-crystal-ball-dedwards-osu

I can't wait until Master Teague and Steele Chambers own their souls over the next couple years...especially since they are deluding themselves into believing that their current running backs are better :slappy:
Lots of humor in there:
I know OSU wants him because he’s good, but this is also psychological warfare too.

They want to show that they can come right into Michigan’s backyard, take the top player in the state, and we can do nothing about it. Very much a “see, even your state’s best players don’t want to play for you, and would rather play for your worst enemy instead.”
program is incredibly stale right now. Reflects the head coach and whatever the hell happened to him and the zombie he’s become that’s unrecognizable to the guy we had in 2015-2016.
This program is a fucking shit show. Losing the top recruit in the state to your rival is a bad look and a sign nobody thinks Michigan can get over the hump
Looks like some of them are finally getting it
We are a basketball school now....beat OSU next Sunday....
 
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This is borderline erotic...

JM8

February 24th, 2020 at 1:06 PM ^

The UM fanbase is so pathetically soft right now I would have second hand embarrassment if I were an OSU fan. I remember when beating OSU and winning the B1G was the expectation not a pipe dream. I remember a time where we used to go toe to toe with OSU in recruiting. Now everyone else is cheating and our academics are just so hard and we have morals and we're the best thing since slice bread but everyone else is just cheating and there is nothing we can do but hooray for us because we put the student in student athlete and blah blah blah. Make it fucking stop.

Our recruiting department needs overhauled, our head coach needs to get off his ass and start busting it on the recruiting trail and his assistants need to do the same. Harbaugh has been here five years and has signed three classes outside the top 10 already. At Michigan, a school where every head coach since Schembechler has been able to fall out of bed and sign top 10 classes. Jim Harbaugh could be the reincarnation of Vince Lombardi and it wouldn't mater because Ryan Day is signing talent that is on another planet than Michigan right now. And this fan base just accepts it. Sad time indeed for the self proclaimed "leaders and best."
 
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So, if I'm reading this correctly, a top RB prospect apparently doesn't think being coached by Jay Harbaugh is the path to take.

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So last Friday, my 11 y.o. daughter had a band solo and ensemble festival performance. She just started with the clarinet in the fall and switched to tenor saxaphone as soon as she could, which was this semester. I'm enjoying listening to her learn and progress on the sax, and she's doing great. They don't delay getting these kids to perform either, first concert last fall was only after the 6th graders had been playing their instruments for 2 months. Yeah, it sounded like you might imagine, but it's really amazing how far she has progressed since then, with a new instrument to boot.

So, she's been practicing her part for this ensemble performance and she played in a 5-piece along with an alto sax, two clarinets and a flute. All really great girls and they are friends and it sounded really good. I was a proud papa.

What the hell is FC going on about in the m*ch*gan thread?

We'll here's how this ensemble festival thing was set up. They told us her time slot and we showed up at a neighboring middle school and they directed us to a classroom where her school groups would be perfoming. It was requested that she (and us) spectate the groups before and after her ensemble, probably to have a decent sized audience for each group.

So the wife and I settle in for the group preceeding our daughter's, and this ragtag group of kids gets up there, akwardly introduce themselves, and proceed to introduce their chosen piece for the performance. "The Victors". Okay then.

So these kids, bless their hearts, proceeded to play the most out of tune and dirge-like rendition of that shit song from TSUN I've ever heard. And it was perfect. A perfect encapsulation of the state of their shit program. A requiem of sorts. I had to chuckle at the judge (yes, this was a judged perfomance, they ain't wasting time getting these kids schooled in musical performances) tactfully critiqued their sad performance, but I hope those kids know that there's no polishing that turd of a song.

Next, my daughters group got up there and nailed their perfomance, as best as a group of sixth grade girls could in their first year of playing. It was a fairly standed band tune, the name escapes me, but it was musical and dynamic and I couldn't have been prouder. I just know if she had come home with the Victors in her band folder, I would have told her to march in to her band director office and demand a song worthy of her attention.
 
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Do you even bagmen, bruh?

You have a very simplistic view of how we succeed. It's far more holistic than just bagmen. It's online classes, not having to play school, a culture of player worship and according to one post I saw on there today "less snow." We're running a multi-faceted recruiting operation that relies on more than just our formidable army of bagmen.
 
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So last Friday, my 11 y.o. daughter had a band solo and ensemble festival performance. She just started with the clarinet in the fall and switched to tenor saxaphone as soon as she could, which was this semester. I'm enjoying listening to her learn and progress on the sax, and she's doing great. They don't delay getting these kids to perform either, first concert last fall was only after the 6th graders had been playing their instruments for 2 months. Yeah, it sounded like you might imagine, but it's really amazing how far she has progressed since then, with a new instrument to boot.

So, she's been practicing her part for this ensemble performance and she played in a 5-piece along with an alto sax, two clarinets and a flute. All really great girls and they are friends and it sounded really good. I was a proud papa.

What the hell is FC going on about in the m*ch*gan thread?

We'll here's how this ensemble festival thing was set up. They told us her time slot and we showed up at a neighboring middle school and they directed us to a classroom where her school groups would be perfoming. It was requested that she (and us) spectate the groups before and after her ensemble, probably to have a decent sized audience for each group.

So the wife and I settle in for the group preceeding our daughter's, and this ragtag group of kids gets up there, akwardly introduce themselves, and proceed to introduce their chosen piece for the performance. "The Victors". Okay then.

So these kids, bless their hearts, proceeded to play the most out of tune and dirge-like rendition of that shit song from TSUN I've ever heard. And it was perfect. A perfect encapsulation of the state of their shit program. A requiem of sorts. I had to chuckle at the judge (yes, this was a judged perfomance, they ain't wasting time getting these kids schooled in musical performances) tactfully critiqued their sad performance, but I hope those kids know that there's no polishing that turd of a song.

Next, my daughters group got up there and nailed their perfomance, as best as a group of sixth grade girls could in their first year of playing. It was a fairly standed band tune, the name escapes me, but it was musical and dynamic and I couldn't have been prouder. I just know if she had come home with the Victors in her band folder, I would have told her to march in to her band director office and demand a song worthy of her attention.

So, a little Earth, Wind, and Fire versus Hail to the...
No contest. :cheers:
 
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You have a very simplistic view of how we succeed. It's far more holistic than just bagmen. It's online classes, not having to play school, a culture of player worship and according to one post I saw on there today "less snow." We're running a multi-faceted recruiting operation that relies on more than just our formidable army of bagmen.

You forgot the tattoos... most important part of this whole scheme.
Nothing says unsportsmanlike competitive advantage like tats.
 
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Lots of Lulz in this thread...

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/trieu-and-wilfong-crystal-ball-dedwards-osu

I can't wait until Master Teague and Steele Chambers own their souls over the next couple years...especially since they are deluding themselves into believing that their current running backs are better :slappy:

"Ron Bellamy has said Donovan Edwards is the best recruit in the state of MI since Drew Henson. "

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
So their gold standard for talent eval is an over rated kid that LLLLLLLoyd benched Tom Brady for... flopped out of the NFL after a series of backup/practice jobs that culminated in fumbling on 2 back to back plays and never being invited back.

Michigan Man has some strange ideas about what makes a good recruit.
 
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Craig Krenzel college stats:

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I'm going to veer away from the Shenanigans for a minute....

How much has Ohio State's offense changed in less than 20 years?

In 2002, Craig Krenzel had 12 TD passes in 14 games (0.86 per game).

In 2018, Dwayne Haskins had 50 TD passes in 14 games (3.57 per game).
 
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