2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

[Gatorubet]

I wouldn't ordinarily say this about a team like Alabama, but I hope those gumps gut scUM like a fish and then slaps em with one just to add insult to injury.

Did not take a knee, so Saban must read BP.

 

[NFBuck]

Second straight game of those last 6-7 where the DC from the other team completely shut him down in the second half.

Yeah, he's a fucking genius.

The media tries so hard to polish that turnip.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Did not take a knee, so Saban must read BP.

Saban spent a year as a coach at OSU.

He knows what to do.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The media tries so hard to polish that turnip.

Yeah. I'm expecting them to be ranked in the top 10 and B1G pre-season media champs again next year.

 

[NFBuck]

Yeah. I'm expecting them to be ranked in the top 10 and B1G pre-season media champs again next year.

#8...calling it now.

 

[Jaxbuck]

#8...calling it now.

Come on now, let's not get carried away.

That would only leave 9 spots for the SEC.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[Honor&Glory]

you just hate to see it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

John F Cooper had a streak of 5 of those (but one was a tie) from his first year in '88 until 1993 when they broke through in the Bowl against fucking BYU and won by a TD.

Some people consider that worthless sack of monkey spooge a HOF coach.

Harbaugh is on his way.

 

[NFBuck]

Pulling a Cooper
Pulling a Harbaugh

 

[LordJeffBuck]

John F Cooper had a streak of 5 of those (but one was a tie) from his first year in '88 until 1993 when they broke through in the Bowl against fucking BYU and won by a TD.

 

[NFBuck]

ttun's second half possessions...

Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Interception
Interception

Second half total yardage:
ttun - 90
Gump - 265

Second Half Scoring
ttun - 0
Gump - 21

They are so far from where they need to be to be nationally competitive, it's fucking hilarious. They came out in the second half and flopped a 1.5" micropeen on the table. Now they get to start over with a new QB who hasn't seen any significant action, a rebuilt OL and the same issues on defense. Dis gun b gud.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I cannot recommend the MGB thread on coaching snowflakes highly enough.

A few of them have finally come to grips with the fundamental reality that Jimmy is mentally deficient.

 

[NFBuck]

Ministry of Excuses doing MoE stuff...

Alabama then ground away nearly the entire rest of the game clock, and could've kneeled it out completely, but Nick Saban instead let Harris run in another score—which, fair enough. My only complaint is it made the final score less resemble the closeness of the game.

Michigan belonged.

Um, no you didn't. You got your ass kicked up and down the field the entire second half. Outscored 21-0 and tripled up in total yardage. The Gump's took you lightly for a half, then did what real teams do...they made adjustments at the break and kicked your ass. You suck.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They belonged on the field with Bama on the second string QB and down 2 starters off the worst defense they've had in a decade.

The delusion never stops up there. They'll have themselves convinced they won and are going undefeated next year by spring time.