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2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

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I know they toss around "Ohio" to mean Ohio State, but... if you read that by the letter, ol Frank the Tank is saying that not only could Karen not see the field at Ohio State.. no.. the bitch would have sat the pine at fucking Ohio.
You know... that school in Athens. :lmao:
Nobody owns the DFBIA more than the DFBIA.
 
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Been waiting for that. I watch #108 last week at some point. It was about 3 minutes in... and remember the first 2:30 is that intro ... he talks about how he's broken as a fan. And that lasts for about 10 minutes. Great stuff.
Also included, and totally on brand, he points out that Juwan landed a couple of blue chip recruits despite the cheating cess pool that is CBB recruiting. Because, you know, everyone else in CBB is cheating, too...except _ichigan. It's unthinkable that the school that fostered the biggest scandal in CBB history, with one of the players from that era installed as their head coach would ever stoop to that level. :lol:
 
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Also included, and totally on brand, he points out that Juwan landed a couple of blue chip recruits despite the cheating cess pool that is CBB recruiting. Because, you know, everyone else in CBB is cheating, too...except _ichigan. It's unthinkable that the school that fostered the biggest scandal in CBB history, with one of the players from that era installed as their head coach would ever stoop to that level. :lol:
We can't win at football because bagmen
We're a basketball school
Coach Fab 5

If this were a movie with a robot villain, just explaining Michigan Fan to it would be enough of a paradox to make it explode.
 
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What is the criteria for being a "basketball school?" I ask because they haven't won in basketball in over 30 years either. True they made the national finals 4 times since then, 1992, 1993, 2013 and 2018 - losing each time... but.. they have 2 regular season B1G championships since 1987 (2012 Tied with MSU and OSU, and 2014 - Ohio State, by the way, has 7 in that same time.) to go along with 3 B1G tournament championships (one of which, 1998, has been vacated.,.. you know.. for having had a "Bagman" involved with Tractor Traylor). I mean.. hell, Ohio State is clearly a "football school" right? OSU has 5 tournament championships (1 vacated - 2002) in that same time, though none since 2013.

it seems to me their definition is simply:

"We kinda suck at football and it's time we just accept that."
 
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What is the criteria for being a "basketball school?" I ask because they haven't won in basketball in over 30 years either. True they made the national finals 4 times since then, 1992, 1992, 2013 and 2018 - losing each time... but.. they have 2 regular season B1G championships since 1987 (2012 Tied with MSU and OSU, and 2014 - Ohio State, by the way, has 7 in that same time.) to go along with 3 B1G tournament championships (one of which, 1998, has been vacated.,.. you know.. for having had a "Bagman" involved with Tractor Traylor). I mean.. hell, Ohio State is clearly a "football school" right? OSU has 5 tournament championships (1 vacated - 2002) in that same time, though none since 2013.

it seems to me their definition is simply:

"We kinda suck at football and it's time we just accept that."
It's a defense mechanism. Ohio State and _ichigan are, and always will be football schools. If you poll the fan base of either school, "would you rather have a successful football or basketball program", I guarantee it would come out heavily in favor of football. Just because your football program is a massive underachiever and causes you nothing but pain and sorrow, you don't just get to say you're a basketball school because that program is better at the moment. DFBIA gonna DFBIA.
 
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