CFB Weekly Thread 2019 Week 5 CFB Open Thread

[Jaxbuck]

In game ineptitude update brought to you by Cheez-It:

5 penalties/35 yards
2 turn overs
14 points allowed

still in the first quarter

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Lol

Bad pi still inept defense

 

[Jaxbuck]

good night folks

this one is going to get out of hand

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

In game ineptitude update brought to you by Cheez-It:

5 penalties/35 yards
2 turn overs
14 points allowed

still in the first quarter

Are we going to count the number of option plays where there isn’t a wrong read because the defense is so out of position?

 

[Dryden]

This is actually the 10 second animated gif on a loop.

 

[Jaxbuck]

and penalty #6 on the first play of the 2nd quarter when you had them stopped on 3rd down

just an awful team

 

[NFBuck]

Hmmmmm, so maybe neither Locksley or Gattis were responsible for bammer's offense last year. Maybe it was the fact that their two-deep is/was stocked with four and five star studs while turtle and scUM... aren't.

 

[Woody1968]

Maryland is not good at football.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Rivals?

 

[Jaxbuck]

brutal

 

[OhioState001]

Mike Locksley already eclipsed his previous career high of 1 win per season. He doesn't want to get carried away with winning

 

[Telekinesis]

The Human Joystick?

 

[Bucklion]

So, Mike Locksley...Kirk Ferentz Award?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That picture shows more signs of life than he/she/it did on live tv

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck her with @Fungo Squiggly s dick?

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck her with @Fungo Squiggly s dick?

I’m not one to give a rip about someone “assuming gender”, but you’re assuming gender. I’m not even sure about species. The only thing I know for sure is that whatever is wrong with it is not entirely contained in the DSM-V