2019 Week 0/Week 1 CFB Open Thread

[alexhortdog95]

Not hard to hate on da ewe with their antics....try acting like you’ve been there... oh wait....

Last time these guys played for a natty...well...so did we. None of these kids were around.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

So much conflict:

Want Da U to win so it will solidify Tathan as 2nd,3rd, no string QB..... destined to be a Waterboy

Don't want Da U to win because..... it's only natural

 

[alexhortdog95]

HAHA, TExPN put the Gameday guys RIGHT UNDER the loudspeaker in The Swamp....

 

[Jagdaddy]

Last time these guys played for a natty...well...so did we. None of these kids were around.

I believe you've forgotten about something.

 

[alexhortdog95]

I believe you've forgotten about something.

Ahh, you are correct, kind sir.

Being irrelevant so long messes with the mind.

 

[Jagdaddy]

So much conflict:

Want Da U to win so it will solidify Tathan as 2nd,3rd, no string QB..... destined to be a Waterboy

Don't want Da U to win because..... it's only natural

There's really no need to hate on Tate.

 

[TooTall]

HAHA, TExPN put the Gameday guys RIGHT UNDER the loudspeaker in The Swamp....

They are in Orlando.

 

[Dryden]

 

[alexhortdog95]

Nick Satan sells insurance, too?!?

 

[TooTall]

I honestly think that was a brilliant play Miami drew up involving Tate in the first half. Wouldn’t mind seeing more of that wildcat with him potentially taking a reverse and throwing it out in the flat.

 

[alexhortdog95]

They are in Orlando.

No sir. All of Flerida is the Swamp

 

[lvbuckeye]

Ooooooohhhhh Tathan. No one wants to play with you.

Everyone else saw it coming

I mean, the warning sirens were blaring during QB1, and then there's that thing with Rylee. . . But. . . If he really wants to play football, he needs to switch to WR and learn the slot trees ASAP.

aside: I talked a bit to a young lady that graduated from Gorman the year. BB player. Somehow, Tathan's sister came up in the conversation. She asked who I was talking about. I said, "The one that's Insta-famous." She died laughing, talked about the transformation into the botox and collagen infused freak, then asked how I knew about her. "Well, um, I wouldn't have if it wasn't for QB1."

It was fun.

Switch to WR, Tathan. And stop wanking to your sister.

 

[alexhortdog95]

I mean, the warning sirens were blaring during QB1, and then there's that thing with Rylee. . . But. . . If he really wants to play football, he needs to switch to WR and learn the slot trees ASAP.

aside: I talked a bit to a young lady that graduated from Gorman the year. BB player. Somehow, Tathan's sister came up in the conversation. She asked who I was talking about. I said, "The one that's Insta-famous." She died laughing, talked about the transformation into the botox and collagen infused freak, then asked how I knew about her. "Well, um, I wouldn't have if it wasn't for QB1."

It was fun.

Switch to WR, Tathan. And stop wanking to your sister.

Okay.....being the non-Buckeye here, ya GOTTA tell me what you're talking bout....

 

[lvbuckeye]

Okay.....being the non-Buckeye here, ya GOTTA tell me what you're talking bout....

Watch QB1 season one on Netflix.

Then check out @rylee_martell and @loveryleemartell on Instagram.

Their relationship is... unhealthy.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Okay.....being the non-Buckeye here, ya GOTTA tell me what you're talking bout....

Tate Martell

No, he doesn't play for OSU anymore and yes you would be correct to wonder why some fixate on a non Buckeye so