2018 Week 0/Week 1 CFB Open Thread

[Jaxbuck]

Tom looks like he wants to hit up a strip club right now

He coaches football worse than he swings hammers

 

[Systems_id]

Onions braised in goose fat and spices for 3 hours.

Good kraut mustard. It comes in a miniature beer stein, so you know it's good.

Valhalla

I hate onions but this looks amazing.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

psu has a genius offensive coordinator.

11 seconds to go from the 50. two timeouts. yeah, call a short crossing pattern.

How hot is his wife?

 

[alexhortdog95]

Texas Tom should have spent more time preparing for Maryland and less time gossiping about ZS

See, the football gods are just. You guys are getting what you want if Herman loses.

I get what I want, because, f**k TExPIN.

 

[Telekinesis]

Texas is definitely back, y’all!

 

[buckeyes_rock]

Texas is definitely back, y’all!

How are they ranked?

 

[NorthCoastKid]

Find you someone who loves you as much as Matt Canada loves the jet sweep.

 

[alexhortdog95]

WTF is Canada Dry doing?!?

 

[scarletmike]

Damnit, Maryland. Quit fucking around. Punting it back to the Whorns.

 

[colobuck79]

One more stop

 

[scarletmike]

Wrap up and tackle! Ugh.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

How are they ranked?

Because voters refuse to believe that it's no longer 1963.

 

[alexhortdog95]

Got away with a horse collar tackle there.

 

[kujirakira]

How are they ranked?

Same way that Michigan, Notre Dame, etc. are ranked every year.

 

[OhioState001]

Guys don't worry, Tim Beck still works for Texas