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2018, Are You Still Here?

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Best Buckeye said:
Can I get the dildo next? My sheep are horny. I only need it for one day, then I'll give it back.
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I'm going to leave that issue to you and Oh8ch.

Though, frankly, if you boys want to engage in internet sex fantasies, maybe you should PM each other privately. Or, as an alternative, it's not my thing, but I'm sure there are forums where you could both indulge your imaginations to the fullest. Google it.
 
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LostLassie said:
I'm going to leave that issue to you and Oh8ch.

Though, frankly, if you boys want to engage in internet sex fantasies, maybe you should PM each other privately. Or, as an alternative, it's not my thing, but I'm sure there are forums where you could both indulge your imaginations to the fullest. Google it.
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Awfully naive to think they don't already know where to go for their freaky kinks.
 
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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." ― Michael Jordan
I've missed 10,000 chances w women and possibly 300 more that I could have scored. twenty six times my Buddies thought I had it locked up only to get blown away. I've failed over and over again in my life> And that is why I just gave up and got married.
 
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Best Buckeye said:
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." ― Michael Jordan
I've missed 10,000 chances w women and possibly 300 more that I could have scored. twenty six times my Buddies thought I had it locked up only to get blown away. I've failed over and over again in my life> And that is why I just gave up and got married.
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I never banged a 10 but one night I nailed five 2's and I think it should count.
 
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LostLassie said:
No problem.


Perfectly happy to return it.













Just bend over.
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Just to clarify for once and all, (and I should have known better from far too abundant past experience) I've realized I kicked into an ineffective old pattern of trying sarcasm as a deflection defense, even though it was never particularly effective before, not when I worked in offices and had to deal with pervy creeps who thought my job description was secretary/concubine: There was only one interpretation I intended with that reply, and it wasn't "Sure, I'm fine with pretending I was sexually involved with you personally, and enjoyed the contents of your Zach Smith special briefcase. Let's talk about it in front of all of BP."

The correct interpretation was: Up Yours, Asshole. STFU.

Is that explicit enough?

Maybe I just haven't noticed, but in the years I've been posting here, I've never encountered a situation where any of the other women on this site were subjected to posts imagining them as having been fucking one of you (sure as hell wasn't "love") while employing your favorite sex toys. If there is any other way to interpret your turning a post about good riddance to the bad aspects of a year into your saying the post must be meant for you personally, imagining that you have been thrown out of my house and (repeatedly) demanding your dildo back from me, I don't know what it would be. Who else would you have been talking to but me, as I specifically started the thread. What possessed you to cross that particular line, especially within a context of many tragic deaths being reported, is utterly beyond me. If such a scenario had been presented when I first started posting here, I would never have been back (to the everlasting joy of many of you, no doubt). And that's a question I need to ponder now.

I like a lot of the people on this site. I've even hung out with some of them. I would miss the chance to chat virtually with them. But there is nothing I would miss about being reminded of that particularly unattractive male attribute of presuming an entitlement to project his sexuality toward me, or any other woman, when it is wholly out of context and wholly uninvited and wholly unwelcome. I sure all that mattered was that it was funny to you. That makes one of us.

I've always understood I was a fly on the wall in the boys' locker room, and consequently had no grounds to complain over most content that wasn't my personal taste. But this one wasn't some generality about cheerleaders, or the lack of character of Ann Arbor, or even someone's obsession with Jessica Alba. This was specifically personal, and as such, deeply repulsive. I only ever had one ultimate solution when my bosses couldn't literally keep their hands to themselves. I haven't had to deal before with figuring out my options when the unwanted contact is virtual. I'll have to give that some thought. If this rant is all too delicate snowflake for you, well, sometimes precipitation happens. I'd rather there had never been a reason to say it.
 
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LostLassie said:
Just to clarify for once and all, (and I should have known better from far too abundant past experience) I've realized I kicked into an ineffective old pattern of trying sarcasm as a deflection defense, even though it was never particularly effective before, not when I worked in offices and had to deal with pervy creeps who thought my job description was secretary/concubine: There was only one interpretation I intended with that reply, and it wasn't "Sure, I'm fine with pretending I was sexually involved with you personally, and enjoyed the contents of your Zach Smith special briefcase. Let's talk about it in front of all of BP."

The correct interpretation was: Up Yours, Asshole. STFU.

Is that explicit enough?

Maybe I just haven't noticed, but in the years I've been posting here, I've never encountered a situation where any of the other women on this site were subjected to posts imagining them as having been fucking one of you (sure as hell wasn't "love") while employing your favorite sex toys. If there is any other way to interpret your turning a post about good riddance to the bad aspects of a year into your saying the post must be meant for you personally, imagining that you have been thrown out of my house and (repeatedly) demanding your dildo back from me, I don't know what it would be. Who else would you have been talking to but me, as I specifically started the thread. What possessed you to cross that particular line, especially within a context of many tragic deaths being reported, is utterly beyond me. If such a scenario had been presented when I first started posting here, I would never have been back (to the everlasting joy of many of you, no doubt). And that's a question I need to ponder now.

I like a lot of the people on this site. I've even hung out with some of them. I would miss the chance to chat virtually with them. But there is nothing I would miss about being reminded of that particularly unattractive male attribute of presuming an entitlement to project his sexuality toward me, or any other woman, when it is wholly out of context and wholly uninvited and wholly unwelcome. I sure all that mattered was that it was funny to you. That makes one of us.

I've always understood I was a fly on the wall in the boys' locker room, and consequently had no grounds to complain over most content that wasn't my personal taste. But this one wasn't some generality about cheerleaders, or the lack of character of Ann Arbor, or even someone's obsession with Jessica Alba. This was specifically personal, and as such, deeply repulsive. I only ever had one ultimate solution when my bosses couldn't literally keep their hands to themselves. I haven't had to deal before with figuring out my options when the unwanted contact is virtual. I'll have to give that some thought. If this rant is all too delicate snowflake for you, well, sometimes precipitation happens. I'd rather there had never been a reason to say it.
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Wait..........you're a woman?
 
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