2016 CFB Week 1 Open Thread

[Nutriaitch]

Ok, I'm going to say it. LSU has the worst offense of any preseason Top 5 team, that I've ever seen. (I'm pretty sure scUM never made it to the Top 5 in '07, otherwise they would be up there as well.)

which year?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

So that's what a top 5 offense looks like

 

[NorthCoastKid]

Mora with some Andy Reid level clock management there.

 

[LostLassie]

Damn it, Lester! That's why they make Kleenex.

 

[TooTall]

which year?

How is Fournette at throwing the ball? Might need him to make some plays at QB this year.

 

[Bucklion]

Kent gashing back before the break

 

[scarletmike]

LA Tech about to tie up Arky at 14.

 

[Bucklion]

Kent O lays a turd at midfield, likely 16-13 at the half

 

[Nutriaitch]

How is Fournette at throwing the ball? Might need him to make some plays at QB this year.

oh god please no!

Scientists somehow make a genetically perfect QB specimen created in a lab somewhere to be the greatest signal caller in the history of sports, and LSU would figure out a way to make him look like refried liquid horse shit dripping out of Zombie Pedterno's ass.

 

[youra6]

Kent read

Kent write

Penn State sucks

 

[TooTall]

oh god please no!

Scientists somehow make a genetically perfect QB specimen created in a lab somewhere to be the greatest signal caller in the history of sports, and LSU would figure out a way to make him look like refried liquid horse [Mark May] dripping out of Zombie Pedterno's ass.

 

[Gothmog8]

Kent read

Kent write

Penn State sucks

and here I thought PSU like golden flashers

 

[Systems_id]

LOL Pedsters

 

[scarletmike]

LA Tech taking a 54 yard FG to end the half...and it misses right. Still tied up with Arky.

 

[Woody1968]

LOL Pedsters

What is really funny is listening to the idiot announcers talking about how Franklin has brought the Pedos back...