Remember Dexter? They'd dispatch him to a murder scene because he was a blood-spatter expert. He'd be right at home with my roster tonight.
They "good" news is I've surpassed myself. I'm no longer merely Typhoid Mary reincarnate. If all of college football players were a superhero, I'd be the arch villain hugging a white cat. Actually, no, it's more than that. Not only did I strike down at least two current roster players, but my former TE on my opponent's team has pulled up lame AND the WR who was not scheduled to be added to my roster until next week was injured today before he could even get there. So, my destructive powers now transcend time and space. I am a veritable god.
They "good" news is I've surpassed myself. I'm no longer merely Typhoid Mary reincarnate. If all of college football players were a superhero, I'd be the arch villain hugging a white cat. Actually, no, it's more than that. Not only did I strike down at least two current roster players, but my former TE on my opponent's team has pulled up lame AND the WR who was not scheduled to be added to my roster until next week was injured today before he could even get there. So, my destructive powers now transcend time and space. I am a veritable god.
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