2015 U.S Open (Chambers Bay)

[Saw31]

I don't golf anymore because of elbow and ankle problems, but until one of these guys will drink a fifth of Blackhaus on the course with me, I don't want to hear shit about how good they are...They don't play by the right rules.

I'd come out of retirement and watch all their dumbasses shank it into the drink after a couple shots of Blackhaus. My Titleist would be on the green and they'd be crying for mommy...A golf cart stuck in the sand trap and forgetting your lob wedge beside the green 3 holes back. That's real golf. The way the game was meant to be played...

Aiming fluid...

 

[LitlBuck]

I don't golf anymore because of elbow and ankle problems, but until one of these guys will drink a fifth of Blackhaus on the course with me, I don't want to hear [Mark May] about how good they are...They don't play by the right rules.

I'd come out of retirement and watch all their dumbasses shank it into the drink after a couple shots of Blackhaus. My Titleist would be on the green and they'd be crying for mommy...A golf cart stuck in the sand trap and forgetting your lob wedge beside the green 3 holes back. That's real golf. The way the game was meant to be played...

Aiming fluid...

Quit whining about all those injuries and Go back on the course and get that lob wedge (whatever the hell that is).
I wish all of these golf commentators would stop talking about these great shots that guys are pulling off in almost every tournament. I mean what the hell isn't it a professional golfers job to hit good shots. I mean what the hell do they do every week

 

[Bucklion]

Rory could shoot 61 or 62

 

[OHSportsFan]

Rory could shoot 61 or 62

Needed that last putt badly. But he's making it interesting.

Meanwhile, Jason Day just hit one in the middle-left of the fairway and ended up in the right bunker. Ok.

 

[Bucklion]

Needed that last putt badly. But he's making it interesting.

Meanwhile, Jason Day just hit one in the middle-left of the fairway and ended up in the right bunker. Ok.

Yeah he really did. And I'm tired of watching Day walk...I mean I get it with the vertigo, but give it a rest.

 

[jlb1705]

I don't golf anymore because of elbow and ankle problems, but until one of these guys will drink a fifth of Blackhaus on the course with me, I don't want to hear [Mark May] about how good they are...They don't play by the right rules.

I'd come out of retirement and watch all their dumbasses shank it into the drink after a couple shots of Blackhaus. My Titleist would be on the green and they'd be crying for mommy...A golf cart stuck in the sand trap and forgetting your lob wedge beside the green 3 holes back. That's real golf. The way the game was meant to be played...

Aiming fluid...

Blackhaus? Are you golfing or going dancing with your girlfriends?

 

[Bucklion]

Halfway to a grand slam?

 

[tAFKaT]

Halfway to a grand slam?

A triple crown and a grand slam in one year. That will be great.

 

[zwem]

DJ choking.

 

[zwem]

Hard to believe Oosthuizen is in this thing after a horrible day 1.

 

[jlb1705]

Hey, I have that shot in my bag!

 

[jlb1705]

Your US Open champion, everybody.

What a putt.

 

[tAFKaT]

Ice water in those veins.

 

[zwem]

Spieth better not fuck around.

 

[tAFKaT]

We jinxed him.