2015 Sugar Bowl Less Civilized Thread (Arguments/Shenanigans)

[SECorBust]

I just passed some hilljack with a roll tide sticker on I-76 in PA (just before 70 interchange) on my way to DC. Moron was in the left lane going under the speed limit and making people pass on the right. His lady in the passenger seat was fat and I will assume she was drinking and smoking while pregnant. That last part cannot be confirmed but due to the Bama pedigree I just assume it's the truth.

Likely not a "hilljack" as that sounds like some weird yankee term. If he's a hilljack then he's yore'n and you have to claim him as an Ohioan or whatever you call yourselves. More likely that was a Redneck. Down here you're more likely to get blown off the road by an Alabama fan than have to pass one on the right. Glad your bimmer was up to the task though.

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

Likely not a "hilljack" as that sounds like some weird yankee term. If he's a hilljack then he's yore'n and you have to claim him as an Ohioan or whatever you call yourselves. More likely that was a Redneck. Down here you're more likely to get blown off the road by an Alabama fan than have to pass one on the right. Glad your bimmer was up to the task though.

What the hell is a yore'n?

 

[jwinslow]

What the hell is a yore'n?

 

[SECorBust]

Tornado watch tonight in most of Bammerland until 11PM. Please say a little prayer for my doublewide.

 

[SECorBust]

What the hell is a yore'n?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yourn

Pardon the spelling :cheers:

 

[Steve19]

urine?

 

[CtrlAltDel]

I just passed some hilljack with a roll tide sticker on I-76 in PA (just before 70 interchange) on my way to DC. Moron was in the left lane going under the speed limit and making people pass on the right. His lady in the passenger seat was fat and I will assume she was drinking and smoking while pregnant. That last part cannot be confirmed but due to the Bama pedigree I just assume it's the truth.

I've been to Columbus, sir, and you know that women there are extremely ugly by nature. It's directly attributable to the nasty and uncouth peasant stock that all of you come from.

I'm not entirely sure that you do not have a mental handicap of some sort, considering someone from Ohio would have the nerve to compare women of Ohio and Alabama.

This:

woman would be an 8 in Columbus and that is the truth. It's horrible up there.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I've been to Columbus, sir, and you know that women there are extremely ugly by nature. It's directly attributable to the nasty and uncouth peasant stock that all of you come from.

I'm not entirely sure that you do not have a mental handicap of some sort, considering someone from Ohio would have the nerve to compare women of Ohio and Alabama.

This:

woman would be an 8 in Columbus and that is the truth. It's horrible up there.

Hey, son...

 

[CtrlAltDel]

Hey, son...

Everyone knows what women in Ohio look like. They are nasty and grimy and have an odor about them that lingers in the air. The great majority of them have never been taught proper hygiene or how to be feminine.

For some reason that I haven't figured out, and no one else has as far as I know, Northern women also all have fat ankles.

Show me a woman in Ohio that doesn't have pit hair and I'll show you a Buckeye team that can win a bowl game.

 

[CtrlAltDel]

This small child was eaten by this Buckeye hag and they never found him. Your women eat children; does it get any worse than that?

 

[sigshoota]

Yea, we def don't compare to the gems you have down there....

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

Yea, we def don't compare to the gems you have down there....

 

[Buckeneye]

Everyone knows what women in Ohio look like. They are nasty and grimy and have an odor about them that lingers in the air. The great majority of them have never been taught proper hygiene or how to be feminine.

For some reason that I haven't figured out, and no one else has as far as I know, Northern women also all have fat ankles.

Show me a woman in Ohio that doesn't have pit hair and I'll show you a Buckeye team that can win a bowl game.

Robin Meade. Get on our level, Jethro.

 

[Mike80]

Everyone knows what women in Ohio look like. They are nasty and grimy and have an odor about them that lingers in the air. The great majority of them have never been taught proper hygiene or how to be feminine.

For some reason that I haven't figured out, and no one else has as far as I know, Northern women also all have fat ankles.

Show me a woman in Ohio that doesn't have pit hair and I'll show you a Buckeye team that can win a bowl game.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Everyone knows what women in Ohio look like. They are nasty and grimy and have an odor about them that lingers in the air. The great majority of them have never been taught proper hygiene or how to be feminine.

For some reason that I haven't figured out, and no one else has as far as I know, Northern women also all have fat ankles.

Show me a woman in Ohio that doesn't have pit hair and I'll show you a Buckeye team that can win a bowl game.

As long as we are going there.

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