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2015 Sugar Bowl Less Civilized Thread (Arguments/Shenanigans)

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UpNorth_Buckeye said:
Question for Bama fans: who are some of the better corners that Amari has had to go up against? I'm just curious where grant, our guy, would fall under. To give you a baseline, he's probably a 2nd or 3rd round type talent.
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There was one from Ole Miss that did fairly well. Can't remember his name though. Then Vernon Hargreaves from Florida is a pretty good corner, and Amari ran a train through him. Cooper will be lined up from all over the field, so don't expect him to just go up against one corner. At the same time though, DeAndrew White is definitely a WR that shouldn't go unnoticed.
 
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Opening kickoff will be an onside by Alabama, recovered by Nick Saban. The refs will count it. First down... ALA-BAMA! First play is a field goal by Blake Sims, just so Saban can see if they're up to defending the return. Cardale Jones will then take his first snap and hand the ball to #53, which no one will realize is actually Braxton Miller paying tribute to Kosta Karageorge until he races into the end zone and throws his helmet into the stands. The helmet will be caught by Buck-I-Guy and everyone will groan. Big Al will then uppercut him and smash a huge plate of nacho cheese into his face. Everyone cheers. After that roller coaster of emotions, Amari Cooper will trot out at QB and toss a 75 yard TD strike to himself, then give himself a high-five. The game will then be postponed long enough for players to be given a lap dance by random/topless mardi gras chicks at midfield. ESPN doesn't have enough SEC speed to cut to a commercial, so everyone gets an eyeful.
 
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Telekinesis said:
Opening kickoff will be an onside by Alabama, recovered by Nick Saban. The refs will count it. First down... ALA-BAMA! First play is a field goal by Blake Sims, just so Saban can see if they're up to defending the return. Cardale Jones will then take his first snap and hand the ball to #53, which no one will realize is actually Braxton Miller paying tribute to Kosta Karageorge until he races into the end zone and throws his helmet into the stands. The helmet will be caught by Buck-I-Guy and everyone will groan. Big Al will then uppercut him and smash a huge plate of nacho cheese into his face. Everyone cheers. After that roller coaster of emotions, Amari Cooper will trot out at QB and toss a 75 yard TD strike to himself, then give himself a high-five. The game will then be postponed long enough for players to be given a lap dance by random/topless mardi gras chicks at midfield. ESPN doesn't have enough SEC speed to cut to a commercial, so everyone gets an eyeful.
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This is fucking stupid.








Everyone knows Amari can only throw the ball 60yds to himself.
 
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MaxBuck said:
That's of course a possibility.

Another possibility is that you personally will look to be convicted of a felony and sentenced to pound-you-in-the-ass federal prison as a result of the butt-rape that your beloved Tide experienced at the hands of the Buckeyes, and you found yourself curiously aroused by the experience and looking to repeat it.
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that's skrong bro. Really skrong. :cheers:
 
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Ale Ti said:
Wow, talk about a welcoming reception. I sign up to a board of an upcoming opponent, see the first thread about the game and decide to make a post. I thought I was actually responding to a player and thought that was cool.

Next thing I know, I am getting pummeled with very rude insults. Weird.
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Ale Ti said:
You seem like an idiot, no offense.
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:lol: This one is entertaining.

Jaxbuck said:
Give him credit, probably the smartest sumbitch in his trailer park

he did figure out how to get back in after his first ban and all
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Surely this wasn't his first time being banned and coming back.
 
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