Game Thread 2015 National Championship Game: (2) Oregon vs. (4) Ohio State, Jan 12th @ 8:30p ET, ESPN

[Saw31]

I know. No fucking with a Buckeye. I should be banned. tibor ban my ass.


Unless its a fake Buckeye?

 

[Saw31]

Side by side stats of Mariota and 12 Gauge.

LOL. Don't want to take anything away from Mariota, but 12 Gauge ain't giving a shit about your Ducking stats...

 

[Saw31]

I am nothing but honest with you guys, right?

Oregon cheerleaders win this shit going away. They need some serious Ohio facials, and it ain't close...

 

[Saw31]

Cardale Jones in full stride heading up field is a fucking scary image. It is the best argument for 2 hand touch football. If you want to stop concussions in football, do not allow Cardale run the ball...

 

[Saw31]

14-7 Buckeyes.

1st and goal Ducks. Oregon's TE has hips wider than his shoulders. Nice birthin' hips...

 

[Saw31]

The Ducks failed to score. Ha.

And from our own goal line, Zeke fucked all the Ducks' girlfriends. But that is supposed to be secret. Don't tell anyone...

 

[Saw31]

Commercial on right now. So let me say something. I have bacon. I'm eating fucking bacon. Yeah, you can wish you were me, but you ain't, cause you ain't got bacon...

 

[dragurd]

Saw on a scale of 1 to Chris Farley how drunk are you right now?

 

[Saw31]

Saw on a scale of 1 to Chris Farley how drunk are you right now?

I am on the road to Farley. Haven't been paying attention to the mile markers. But I've got bacon and beer and vodka and speed dial to emergency help (if needed). I'm set for the night.

 

[Saw31]

Goddamnit. I am out of bacon.

Devin Smith catch at the 5 yard line!!!

We're gonna miss Devin.

 

[Saw31]

Cardale says "Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

 

[Saw31]

21-7 Buckeyes.

Ducks get called for holding. Haha. Don't even know that that is.

I'm drinking beer that requires a bottle opener tonight. No twist offs tonight bitches...

 

[Saw31]

Mariota makes a lot of baddass runs for no gain this game. I'm serious. He could have lost a lot of yards, but didn't. I'll say again, I'm rooting for this guy in the NFL...

 

[Saw31]

I've watched this halftime report enough times to not want to see Desmond Howard stealing Mark Mays' dicks. Its not fair to Mark May. Desmond Howard is a dick stealing asshole. There are plenty of dicks to suck Desmond. Don't steal Mark Mays' dicks. With how much money espn makes, you'd think they'd provide Desmond and Mark May with all the dicks they'd want to suck...

 

[Saw31]

Saw on a scale of 1 to Chris Farley how drunk are you right now?

Are you drinking with me? We can find a spot on the scale for anyone...