2014 Week 7 B1G FB Open Thread

[Dryden]

Bill O'Buttchin would've won that game though, I think.

 

[NFBuck]

13 threads stickied at the top of bwi...I'll let you guess what 8 of them are about. Stick it to them B1G. Never forget what a sick, twisted, subhuman, mutant cult those fuckers are. You owe it to the rest of the country to make sure those fuckers never get a fair shake.

 

[Palpie]

The best part is that the help from the refs was totally gratuitous. The pedtards weren't going anywhere. God bless you, you magnificent bastards.

Much like their absurd belief they would have jumped texas or usc in 2005, I'm sure they'll be convienced hackysack was about to lead a moxie-licious winning drive.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

OK, which one of you salty bastards is BuckHunter. It can no longer be denied.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175498418&mid=175498418&sid=890&style=2

 

[scarletmike]

They totally would have driven 70 yards with their 2-minute offense for the game winning TD if Witvoet hadn't fucked 'em, because the previous 58 minutes of play where their offense looked like a monkey fucking a football aren't relevant.

Pure poetry. I'm having a laughing fit over here!

 

[Saw31]

The two teams combined to rush 66 times for 118 yards (1.79 ypc) and 0 TD's.

The two teams combined total offense was 470 yards on 125 plays for an average of 3.76 yards per play.

For the season, Ohio State is averaging 524 yards per game and 6.73 yards per play.

Motherfucking LULZ!!!

 

[Buckeye86]

They totally would have driven 70 yards with their 2-minute offense for the game winning TD if Witvoet hadn't fucked 'em, because the previous 58 minutes of play where their offense looked like a monkey fucking a football aren't relevant.

Hack definitely wouldn't have gotten sacked 3-7 more times.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

My God, Bosa alone is going to set an NCAA sack record against that OL. My prediction is...........PAIN.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

And just when you thought you were immune to the cult's crazy..................they crank their dials to motherhoking 11.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175499451&mid=175499451&sid=890&style=2

 

[scarletmike]

Toyota Jackson ‏@PancakeCatapult 1m1 minute ago
I don't wait wut “@OnwardStSports: Franklin: We wanted to take the safety... so we took a timeout to make sure we could take the safety.”

LOL wut?

 

[Saw31]

Franklin out-Hoked Hoke?

 

[jwinslow]

I went to the UM boards to congratulate them on the win (especially with the flag) and came across this

Bishopeight wrote:

They can rally around Hoke all they want, but at the end of the day, WE FANS made them who they were at UM. They didn't make UM football what it is, we did. Our dollars. Our devotion. Our time. Our emotions. That is what made UM football. And we want change, deserve change, and will ultimately get change...no matter how much the former players think they have more say in it than we do.

 

[shiznit7]

Time to re-up Brady's contract!

 

[Bucklion]

Franklin out-Hoked Hoke?

Dude Hoked, Clemsoned, Mack Browned, Rex Ryaned, and Dan Snydered...all at once.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I went to the UM boards to congratulate them on the win (especially with the flag) and came across this

Damn right they want change. This one is literally willing to trade his shirt for a little in his coffee can.