2014 Week 6 CFB Open Thread

[Palpie]

FUCK AUBURN!

I'll never not like these posts.

 

[Bucknut24]

BYU QB Taysom Hill out of the BYU/Utah St game with a nasty ankle injury.

a lot more than ankle

has a broken leg

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

FUCK AUBURN!

Could you elaborate a little more?

 

[Nutriaitch]

Could you elaborate a little more?

fuck all of them.
fuck their coaches, their players, their fans.
every goddamn one of those self righteous arrogant cheating inbred assholes.
while we're at it, fuck the entire shithole of a state they call home.

they're a low rent disorganized bunch of rednecks that even by SEC standards have no class.

they're freaking Wisconsin. Except at least wisconsin makes beer, cheese, and Harleys.
Auburn exports absolutely nothing of value to the rest of the world.

It's a backwoods pile of rotting buffalo shit in West Georgia.

place is so undesirable that on the interstate between Mobile and Auburn, there is literally ZERO places to stop and eat?
why? because if you're retarded enough to leave the coast and head TOWARD auburn, then you deserve to starve to death.

this is allegedly a "Traditional SEC power" that has all-time losing record agains fucking Vandy.
Ho. Lee. Shit. Even Tulane has managed to beat Vandy more often than they lose to them.
Oh, wait. Auburn also is sub .500 all time against Tulane.

Are you fucking kidding me?!!?
god damn Kentucky doesn't have a losing record against either of them 2 schools.
they don't even know what a fucking football looks like at Kentucky!

 

[Gothmog8]

Hello Miss st. where did you come from?

 

[buckeyebri]

A&M getting worked right now...

 

[buckeyes_rock]

A&M getting worked right now...

Well you know every team in the SEC is a top 20 team so....

 

[Gothmog8]

Florida-Tennessee. SEC offensive domination game.

 

[Mariotwins]

OMG what do you mean A&M has no defense!

 

[gmen6981]

fuck all of them.
fuck their coaches, their players, their fans.
every goddamn one of those self righteous arrogant cheating inbred assholes.
while we're at it, fuck the entire [Mark May]hole of a state they call home.

they're a low rent disorganized bunch of rednecks that even by SEC standards have no class.

they're freaking Wisconsin. Except at least wisconsin makes beer, cheese, and Harleys.
Auburn exports absolutely nothing of value to the rest of the world.

It's a backwoods pile of rotting buffalo [Mark May] in West Georgia.

place is so undesirable that on the interstate between Mobile and Auburn, there is literally ZERO places to stop and eat?
why? because if you're retarded enough to leave the coast and head TOWARD auburn, then you deserve to starve to death.

this is allegedly a "Traditional SEC power" that has all-time losing record agains fucking Vandy.
Ho. Lee. [Mark May]. Even Tulane has managed to beat Vandy more often than they lose to them.
Oh, wait. Auburn also is sub .500 all time against Tulane.

Are you fucking kidding me?!!?
god damn Kentucky doesn't have a losing record against either of them 2 schools.
they don't even know what a fucking football looks like at Kentucky!

Jeez Nutria. Don't hold back. Tell us how you Really feel!

 

[Saw31]

fuck all of them.
fuck their coaches, their players, their fans.
every goddamn one of those self righteous arrogant cheating inbred assholes.
while we're at it, fuck the entire [Mark May]hole of a state they call home.

they're a low rent disorganized bunch of rednecks that even by SEC standards have no class.

they're freaking Wisconsin. Except at least wisconsin makes beer, cheese, and Harleys.
Auburn exports absolutely nothing of value to the rest of the world.

It's a backwoods pile of rotting buffalo [Mark May] in West Georgia.

place is so undesirable that on the interstate between Mobile and Auburn, there is literally ZERO places to stop and eat?
why? because if you're retarded enough to leave the coast and head TOWARD auburn, then you deserve to starve to death.

this is allegedly a "Traditional SEC power" that has all-time losing record agains fucking Vandy.
Ho. Lee. [Mark May]. Even Tulane has managed to beat Vandy more often than they lose to them.
Oh, wait. Auburn also is sub .500 all time against Tulane.

Are you fucking kidding me?!!?
god damn Kentucky doesn't have a losing record against either of them 2 schools.
they don't even know what a fucking football looks like at Kentucky!

 

[NFBuck]

fuck all of them.
fuck their coaches, their players, their fans.
every goddamn one of those self righteous arrogant cheating inbred assholes.
while we're at it, fuck the entire [Mark May]hole of a state they call home.

they're a low rent disorganized bunch of rednecks that even by SEC standards have no class.

they're freaking Wisconsin. Except at least wisconsin makes beer, cheese, and Harleys.
Auburn exports absolutely nothing of value to the rest of the world.

It's a backwoods pile of rotting buffalo [Mark May] in West Georgia.

place is so undesirable that on the interstate between Mobile and Auburn, there is literally ZERO places to stop and eat?
why? because if you're retarded enough to leave the coast and head TOWARD auburn, then you deserve to starve to death.

this is allegedly a "Traditional SEC power" that has all-time losing record agains fucking Vandy.
Ho. Lee. [Mark May]. Even Tulane has managed to beat Vandy more often than they lose to them.
Oh, wait. Auburn also is sub .500 all time against Tulane.

Are you fucking kidding me?!!?
god damn Kentucky doesn't have a losing record against either of them 2 schools.
they don't even know what a fucking football looks like at Kentucky!

This is a top-10 post ever.

 

[jlb1705]

fuck all of them.
fuck their coaches, their players, their fans.
every goddamn one of those self righteous arrogant cheating inbred assholes.
while we're at it, fuck the entire [Mark May]hole of a state they call home.

they're a low rent disorganized bunch of rednecks that even by SEC standards have no class.

they're freaking Wisconsin. Except at least wisconsin makes beer, cheese, and Harleys.
Auburn exports absolutely nothing of value to the rest of the world.

It's a backwoods pile of rotting buffalo [Mark May] in West Georgia.

place is so undesirable that on the interstate between Mobile and Auburn, there is literally ZERO places to stop and eat?
why? because if you're retarded enough to leave the coast and head TOWARD auburn, then you deserve to starve to death.

this is allegedly a "Traditional SEC power" that has all-time losing record agains fucking Vandy.
Ho. Lee. [Mark May]. Even Tulane has managed to beat Vandy more often than they lose to them.
Oh, wait. Auburn also is sub .500 all time against Tulane.

Are you fucking kidding me?!!?
god damn Kentucky doesn't have a losing record against either of them 2 schools.
they don't even know what a fucking football looks like at Kentucky!

It's the Australia of the south - the prison colony of SEC footbaw.

 

[Saw31]

This is a top-10 post ever.

I read it in R. Lee Ermey's voice.

 

[Bucklion]

fuck all of them.
fuck their coaches, their players, their fans.
every goddamn one of those self righteous arrogant cheating inbred assholes.
while we're at it, fuck the entire [Mark May]hole of a state they call home.

they're a low rent disorganized bunch of rednecks that even by SEC standards have no class.

they're freaking Wisconsin. Except at least wisconsin makes beer, cheese, and Harleys.
Auburn exports absolutely nothing of value to the rest of the world.

It's a backwoods pile of rotting buffalo [Mark May] in West Georgia.

place is so undesirable that on the interstate between Mobile and Auburn, there is literally ZERO places to stop and eat?
why? because if you're retarded enough to leave the coast and head TOWARD auburn, then you deserve to starve to death.

this is allegedly a "Traditional SEC power" that has all-time losing record agains fucking Vandy.
Ho. Lee. [Mark May]. Even Tulane has managed to beat Vandy more often than they lose to them.
Oh, wait. Auburn also is sub .500 all time against Tulane.

Are you fucking kidding me?!!?
god damn Kentucky doesn't have a losing record against either of them 2 schools.
they don't even know what a fucking football looks like at Kentucky!

I'm not sure I fully understand...are there more details?